Movies - Your Favorite Whipping Boy (Michael Bay)

www.myspace.com/chadneidt for more recorded songs and shows. Here are the Lyrics:

Let me tell you about a man who always gets pissed on and
Nobody wants to give, him the time of day, they say
Hes such a hack and a disgrace to all the masters
This man goes by the name of Michael Michael Michael
Michael Bay

Popcorn never tasted better look at those effects
Quick cuts and epic music shakes the multi-plex

And all you film snobs hate his guts and love to criticize
But vast amounts of ticket sales argue otherwise
I thought The Rock kicked ass and Bad Boys II was sick
Who gives a flying fuck, if hes no Stanley Kubrick

I admire Michael Bay for doing things his way
Hes not trying to impress and is completely shameless

And all you film snobs should be thankful for Michaels so-called waste
Because without him how could you all validate your taste
You cant live without him; it fills you up with joy
To think of Michael Bay as your favorite whipping boy

Hes your favorite whipping boy
Get over yourselves

I respect your right to have an opinion
But its a tad contrite to call him Satans minion
And all you film critics will loathe him till the end
Hating Michael Bay has become your favorite trend

Youre tellin me its not art
When Optimus Prime starts
Flying on Megatron
Through high rise buildings oh yea

And I still cried when Bruce Willis died
And Ben made Liv Tyler his Bride
I wasnt paid to write these lines
But by the way
Transformers 2 hits theatres in June 2009

And all you film snobs should stop saying Michael has no brain
And move on from your love affair with Citizen Kane
Hes breakin every rule that you learn in film school
Im throwin him a bone cause he makes art his own

He makes the art his own
Lets leave this guy alone

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Comedy

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[bradkoski]

That's why michael bay sucks. Fucking idiot. You can cram you're bad boy's up that mouth of you're's. You can't sing for shit. Hey! Maybe Michael Bay will put you in his next movie. TRANSFORMERS 3 FALL OF THE RISING MICHAEL BAY!

[chadneidt]

Well thank you so much for the nice comments/correct literary punctuation in your sentences ;)

[anthraxchinwobble1]

fucking awsome man, laughed my absolute arse off!!! do you do only comedic songs or r there some serious ones, either way keep it up.. good to see someone with a fucking descent sense of humour

[chadneidt]

Actually I have a whole slew of real songs, but haven't released any of them yet...now that you mention it though, maybe I will. Glad you enjoyed the song.

[DAmicoJohnny]

First of all, I don't get the comments about Stanley Kubrick. Are you implying that Michael Bay shouldn't have to make good movies. And second, what are you talking, there were a lot of critics who liked Transformers. For instance, Richard Roeper.

[arthereld]

Yeah you really do have to put that bit in there about you not getting paid to write this. Because that's basically what happens. All you have to do is go on rottentomatoes and say, "I thought Transformers was a good movie," you'll be accused of being a plant. That and a racist.

[WeirdGirlCyndi]

Hahaha, that's true. Besides the movies give me great music video material :P

[KnyazhFilm]

Hello there.

Nice song. Can I get it somehow?

[Blizzard78]

Pure awesomeness.

[mikerocks2012]

michael bay is a great director, and this dude is awesome your just mad because you just suck at life and arent going anywhere but your moms basement

[nelly2514]

i think some of his movies shots are annoying....like a spinning shot around the people......BUT TRANSFORMERS 1 & 2 WAS THE BOMB!!!!!!!!..... and you kick ass