Microwaving Motor Cycle Headlights

Ever wonder why you never could get your motor cycle headlight brights to come on bright enough? Because you forgot to microwave your car headlights first like I did. Remember, microwaving food is for morons.

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Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• microwave
• car
• headlights
• brights
• frozen
• dinner
• food
• recipe
• bulb
• explosive
• explosion
• glowing
• boom
• plasma

[terry513]

careful... some things you microwave can emit a toxic gas, that you do not want to breath in..

[whitedevil2]

now try a propane canister

[PiAnt2007]

I prefer to do my headlights in a conventional oven to get that browned look.

[WiredrawnMurder45]

ok,now that looks cool.

[5342abc]

All those fumes must not be good to breathe in!

[richardede123]

if you spent more time cleaning your house and less time playing the cunt, your house might look less like a hovel.

[constantlydoped]

How about you microwave yourself?

Jump in and set in on high, you hippie!

[JurisGavrilovs]

don't hurt you're self xD

[painfullyerect]

wheres the terminator

[Celarent2007]

microwave yor pennis to see what happens XD

[olvanish]

I first started to wonder why you're using such a fucked up microwave but as soon as I saw that the type of headlights you put in it I realized you're a smart man for not using a nice, clean, new one lol