Hitler can't get a mortgage loan

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• money
• loans
• private
• investors
• real
• estate
• bailout

[CootPrankCalls]

Just go Zeitgeist man

[Pat2296]

"I'll use the Madoff account".....ummm, Adolf? roflmao!!

[shivercanada]

FOR ONCE HITLER IS RIGHT!!!!

[1011mn]

If this weren't so true, it would be funny. A little mistake gets you into trouble, a big mistake gets you money.

[svenglezz]

to funny