John Frum Cargo Cult members pursue airplane

In celebration of John Frum Day, Feb. 15, researcher Philbert Trensalvanian set out in his airship to attract some local natives of the Airplaine Fetish Cargo Cult, and found ourselves being pursued by two of them as they attempted to use voodoo to control our airship via a crudely fabricated black box.

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[trjonez]

Woah,..I'm reporting you,..native Americans are not allowed to pilot boats in the Vortex.

[JohnFrumCargoCult]

Hey, are you dissing my squaw when you have one of your own?

You better repent or when I come again from America in my magnificent flying machine I won't bring you any good food from my benevolent hand.

[BeulahLips]

5 people are offended by this.

[psxdever]

i wonder why the guy in the boat is holding a airplane remote control?

[Dullthud007]

He's holding a fishing rod and the plane is on a string. No fooling me.

[umahuma4]

What the fuck?

[trjonez]

Keep your Mcnuggets,...me and squaw have plenty ManCorn to last many moons