Star Wars Review: Jek Porkins figure
Uploader Comments (goldleaderone)
Top Comments
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Does it come with a bucket of KFC?
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good 'ol porkins. ate one too many big macs that's for sure
All Comments (62)
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The figure's just not fat enough for me...
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Red Six, Jek Porkins was not shot down by enemy fire. His vehicle was sabotage to keep him quite about what he knew of the Kennedy Assassination.
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@jfggt Every single person, droid, creature, alien that had even a second of screen time has had a toy made I'm not exaggerating...
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Porkins didn't die by Turbo Laser fire. He crashed the Death Star into he's own X-Wing via he's own gravitational pull.
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somehow i thought it would have been funny if porkins was played by john candy instead
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Lol, he can't fit into an x-wing! well done
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HIS ARMS MOVE ALONG WITH HIS LEGS OMG SO AWZME MAN, I NEED ONE OF THIS PORKINS LOL IS SO AZM HE HAS A COOL REMOVAHBLE HELMET LOL
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Despite his obesity, I liked the Porkins figure more than the Luke figure. Why on earth did they make Luke look like a bodybuilder? All these exaggerated muscles, it looks absolutely disgusting.
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Needs moar fat.
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this guy is the true hero of star wars, they need to make a movie about him called "Jek Porkins: The Greatest Hero Of All Time" ohh and before he crashes on the movie if you listen closely in the background you can hear "ITS A TRAP!"
dude u need to find your self a girl mate
victorc52479 1 year ago
@victorc52479 - i have a girl and i'd appreciate it if you would stay out of my personal affairs
goldleaderone 1 year ago 17
awesome review! and wow at the haters!!! they obviously havent noticed lots of people do toy reviews on youtube. still cant believe they made a toy of this guy
jfggt 1 year ago 3
@jfggt - Thanks. Nice to see a good comment for once lol.
goldleaderone 1 year ago
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I love star wars, but DUDE YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER!!! WHO THE FUCK REVIEWS A STAR WARS FIGURE?!??!? I HAVE LIKE 20 OF THEM, I'LL JUST GO PICK IT UP!!!
supajfuckyou 2 years ago
... Says the person who took the time to insult someone over the internet. Kid, go back to your mommy before you get hurt. Do us all a favor, and blow your fucking brains out.
Oh and next time turn your caps lock off.
goldleaderone 2 years ago