THE MONKEY SONG-Animaniacs

i don't own that
lyrics:
One Monday morning I got up late
And there were these monkeys outside the gate.
The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck
The monkeys got free and they ran amuck!

I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!

My office was run by the studio nurse.
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
The monkeys was doing a crazy dance.
They put buggies in my underpants!

I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
Monkeys dance then I dance too!
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!

I ran outside to get a stick
But I'm telling you, friends, those monkeys was quick!
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace!

I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do.
For a nickel I'll give you a clue!
I didn't know your eyes were blue!
I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!

I went to me bath for a shower and shave.
The monkeys goin' to put me into my grave!
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste!

I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
They is crazy-nutzo, I'm telling you!
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!

Then by this time I was feeling dread
They was using a shoe brush to shine me head.
I asked them to leave but they stayed around.
They pulled the chain and yee! I went down!

I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
Call my lawyer; I'm ready to sue!
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!

Well me patience ran out and I'm telling you sure
Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door!
And if they don't leave I'm inviting you
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew!

I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
Now I'm in the stew.- Oh, poo.
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!

Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you!
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
We're not monkeys; we're just cuckoo!
Don't know what to say the Warners won't do!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• yakko
• wakko
• dot
• hip hippos
• pinky and the brain
• mindy and buttons
• slappy
• skippy
• mime

[mattmattern]

0:52 "for a nickle ill give you a clue" LMAO!!!! I miss cartoons like this... Nowadays if you say anything your either gay, racist or wrong....

[IzzyLovesYJ]

Hey I was born late 90's and never got to see this and TRUST me, This is way better than what I grew up with.

[gothicrubyrocker]

nothin good on tv for me to watch,i dont like my generations tv

bring back anamaniacs

and thanks to my siblings,i know what good cartoons are

anamaiacs

[Hopeforthisheart]

@IzzyLovesYJ - I was born in the mid-90's and watched this, Pinky and the Brain, and Freakazoid every morning at 4AM. I remember this song particularly. </3 What can I say, I was a cartoon nut.

[Hopeforthisheart]

That woman cannot sing.

[Amar7605]

To me, this sounds like former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger singing about the state Democrats.

[crankylucifer]

@crankylucifer but I do love this cartoon!

[crankylucifer]

god I hate today children tv, everything must be either pink or blue and of course you must show nothing that have violence in it "kids learn by watch"...

just so sad that they do not run any reruns on any of these shows, I mean, atleast give us donald duck back (not new crap, just old ones!)

[1000Animation]

@suiankumori No they're Warners :)

[TheBlackDemon1996]

The nurse's voice doesn't fit this song

[pukakalain]

@IzzyLovesYJ I don't watch TV as much but I do know that My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is freaking hilariously amazing. Not that I'm comparing it to Animaniacs. It's the only decent show that I know of now.

[pukakalain]

OMG THAT MIME.