Here we are taking a relaxing...yeah.
It's finally all over and the game is finished.
Oh shi a cameo character wants to kill us even on the can! Thats not very sportsmanship like.
Ah luckily we are saved by none other then Henry! Of course he wants to kill us too but he saved us still!
The Duel begins in the apartment carpark feirce rivals fighting one on one!
Finally his health is down but being a rival he of course isn't even out of breath yet and a sword lock convo begins!
WHAT YOUR MY TWIN BROTHER!?!?!...WE DON'T EVEN LOOK THE SAME. THATS CRAZY!
WHY SAY AT THE END OF THE GAME...Oh right this is No More Heroes full of cliché.
So what about sylivia wheres she gone this battle must be illegal...
WHAT SHE IS YOUR WIFE!?!? DAMNIT THATS LIKE CHEATING ON ME! I FEEL SO DIRTY!
10 YEARS AGO IN COLLEGE YOU WERE MARRIED!
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS CRAZY!
She set this all up just to make cash for herself since she squeezes henry dry.. pssh.
hehehe but that kiss.
and now they really do seem like brothers...
Oh awesome cliché sword lock run...THIS GAME IS A BIG CLICHE!
Travis has got to tie up loose ends cause he is the protagonist man this 4th wall breaking is crazy.
Theres no way out of being the top assassin so you just keep going and going until you find the exit and they will do it together.
AWESOME RUN JUMP SWORD FREEZE POSE! YEAH NOW THATS A KILLER END GAME CREDITS SCREEN WITH ROCK OUT MUSIC!
Oh it's a picture at a art gallery...Huh!? could that be sylvias kid? A reincarnation of Jeane?
Too bad there won't be a sequal!? You can't leave me hanging like this! I AM LIKE A DRUG ADDICT NOW I NEED MORE!
Oh don't worry it also says to be continued a few after the scene stops damn teases...maybe...
And so ends this game playing I'm glad to of had you all watching! -sniff- it's so sad when a good game ends... musn't cry..I promised I wouldn't...
@Craftlord8 This is NMH, it's not supposed to make sense.
TheExprima 11 months ago 21
too bad there wont be a sequel my ass!
Konatablob 1 year ago 6