Mammogram - a - gram

What if you could send a mammogram to a person but it was a singing telegram? That would be weird.

"You have a friend that knows you well, he's
Concerned that your breasts are healthy.
This is a Mammogram-a-gram.

Although this process can be scary,
This is just precautionary.
This is a Mammogram-a-gram

You want to make sure that your areola
Is not infested with a carcino - o - ma.

I'm sorry but this ain't to nice,
Just stick those puppies in this vice.
This is a Mammogram-a-gram.

If you find you don't have long
At least you found out in a song!

This is a Mammogram-a-gram-a
Could be a Mammogram-a-gram-a
This is a Mammogram-a-gram."

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Mammogram

[Hippychickali]

I listen to this to brighten my days.

[BrianCros]

@Hippychickali For money, I'll come to your door and play it in a tuxedo.

[Malfarious]

Is there a Man Mammogram-o-gram? Love it.

[BrianCros]

@Malfarious Man-Mammogram-o-gram is certainly harder to say. There's promise there.

[Hippychickali]

@BrianCros Let's see. I've got a dime and a Reese Peanut Butter cup wrapper. Well, not really the entire wrapper. Just the brown bit off one of the cups. Can we work something out?