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Menamebephil, you egocentric man.
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Your logic is flawed at best. I do in fact know where you live, as I am (as I have already stated) omniscient and omnipresent. Either one of these would endow me with the aforementioned information. And how would you knowing where you live help you find me anyway?
Seriously, that doesn't even make sense.
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Wrong! I know where i live, and that means i might be able to find you.
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No, wait, panic's over. I know what it is that I don't know now. Of course, I must keep up the pretense of ignorance, for this is a public medium. In fact, pretending not to know what it is that I do not know helps to mask my true nature from the peons on the internet. Well done, my apprentice. You have proved invaluable once again.
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...Well, we both know that there is only one possible thing that that could be:
The identity of that which I do not know! Since I am omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, and omnivorous, there is little that escapes my notice. But there must be one thing, since I know you would never lie to me. But does the fact that I don't KNOW what it is that I don't know count as a second thing that I don't know? Does that make it two things that I don't know? Oh, I've confused myself mightily.
Nice video! The song blends well with 300!
ToaHannah007 2 years ago
Why thank you.
Menamebephil 2 years ago
SHUT UP! YOU IMPOSTOR,STOP MESSING WITH MINE ACCOUNT!Ignore who ever being me,plz dont response to this nonsense
johnnytsng 3 years ago
But it's so funny...
Alright, I'll ignore these insane messages. The joke's waering a bit thin now, anyway.
Menamebephil 3 years ago
Whats wrong menamebephil? is your brain another one of your weak and under used body part?
johnnytsng 3 years ago 4
...tell me, what part of "omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent and omnivorous" do you not understand?
Oh, and since I'm feeling purile, I'm also going to guess that one of YOUR organs is weak and under-used. Your PENIS.
Oh yeah. I went there.
Menamebephil 3 years ago