UKTV Gold Adverts May 2005

0:00 UKTV Gold Ident - Man out of shot doing washing up

0:18 UKTV Gold Ident - See you in a minute
0:21 Palmolive Deodorant Spray - With Maria Sharapova playing tennis
0:51 Colgate Oxygen - Woman in a slip brushing her teeth winds up on top of a cliff
1:11 Specsavers - Man in sunglasses and woman in Cafe get photographed "Must have gone to Specsavers"
1:22 HSA Medical cash - Mother and son then woman from call centre with vouchers
1:42 Endowment Claims - Animated talking Bomb with burning fuse, about endowment mortgages shortfalls
2:13 Norwich Union Direct - Lad in his room wants to Quote me happy, gran goes to take him a cup of tea. With Craig Cash
2:43 Computeach - Man asleep at his desk, woman asleep at her checkout. Video turned into animation
3:24 UKTV Gold Ident - Feet Up?

3:28 UKTV Gold Ident - Stay with us
3:30 Clever White - Teeth whitening kit
3:41 Dell Computers - lad goes on a journey from his fishing village to find a shop selling Dell Computers
4:41 Picture Loans - Husband discusses football, the weather and a £25,000 loan on their secured on their home with easy to talk to call centre staff, while wife camcorders the bloody whole thing (perhaps a call to a debt management service might be better idea, £234 per month for 180 months or 15 years is £42,120)
5:42 The AA / Automobile Association Team Car insurance renewal - three men an a woman in yellow silhouette
5:52 Morgan Stanley Platinum Credit Card - Ted lives in his car, dad cab
6:34 UKTV Gold Ident - Glad you're back

6:36 UKTV Gold Ident - Don't go away!
6:39 UKTV Style My Life - Trailer for real life documentaries weeknights
7:09 Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith, Video Game
7:30 Egg Credit Card - Two dodgy geezers running a "Jam Auction" (Jam customers into a small shop get them waiving money and sell them "bargains" in "as seen condition")
8:10 Yes Car Credit - Stuck with an old car because you can't get credit?... The girl's name was/is Lucy Blu
9:11 Alliance and Leicester Mortgages - Mother walks in on kids having a slow motion pillow fight
9:51 AQuote Insurance Brokers - Animated robot drives flying car through city if insurance company billboards
10:22 Silvikrin Hairspray - Woman stuck in traffic changes into dress for the opera (Don't get your hopes up nothing more than a bare shoulder)
10:42 UKTV Style My Life - Trailer for Jimmy's Farm and Get A New Life
11:12 UKTV Gold Ident - Sitting comfortably?

11:16 Meet The Fockers - On DVD
11:26 RAC Personal Injury Care - Warehouse accident, forklift showers man in vases. What? even the RAC got in on the ambulance chasing wagon???
11:56 More Than Home Insurance - Dog
12:37 Alliance and Leicester Current Account - Hairdresser
13:17 Norwich Union Direct Home Insurance - Craig Cash in the kitchen with burnt wallpaper behind a grill
13:48 Suzuki Swift - Car about town, kids playing football in the street
14:18 Bump 'n Grind 2 - Trailer on Trouble Channel
14:48 UKTV Gold Ident - Couple watching Television, he's asleep, wakes up when UKTV Gold comes on.

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[MegaGreatBritain]

Can I go back to the 90s and live all this again?? :L

[TopGearrules]

Brings back memories!