Faster than a gun-toting Islamic fundamentalist!
(or gun-toting Christian fundamentalist)
More powerful than a DMCA!
Able to leap tall parapets in a single bound!
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a putz!
It's a flying turd!
IT'S A WANKER!
Close, it's...COUGHLANMAN!
Strange being from another planet...
(...Ri-chard-Cough-lan...)
...with powers and abilities far beyond those of right-wing religious zealots!
Coughlanman,
who can change the course of cancelled accounts,
bend platitudes with his bare hands,
and who, disguised as Richard "the Dick" Coughlan, comedian at a prominent nightclub in Kent,
fights a never-ending battle in defence of Queen and country,
for truth, justice, and the secular way!
Ha Ha. That's a Good one. Cheers :)
TheCanadianDude 1 year ago