PGMashups World Premier
I woke up today wit my ex,
Empty bottle of rye and gin
My pussy really hurt from all the sex
Oh wait his dicks still in
Jumped out of bed, did it from behind
Looked to the left, and think I need a quick line
This is all so crazy
I wish it was more hazy
My tummies turning think pregnant
To much pressure now I nervous
Thats when the pizza man rang the doorbell
And I had no clothes on
And I had no clothes on
So I put my hands up!
Im wearing my thong
The panties fly away
Nodding my head like yeah
Rubbin my clit like yeahhhh
So I throw my legs up
I shit in my thong
My man ran away
Yeaaaaaaahhh!
Its a par-tay in my puss-ay
Yeaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Didnt get fucked today
guy having a clit? gay fail
Au2berFromEngland 4 months ago
barf
TheDegrassichick101 8 months ago
ROFL RUBBING MY CLIT LIKE YEAH
ElvisIsAwesome123 1 year ago
savage! can u check ou my parody of fireflies?
djlennystyles2010 1 year ago
you're a boss but fuck you for stealing my idea haha
sra48 2 years ago
omfg its so0o0oo0o0o0 funny
tonytonyrockz 2 years ago
DYINGGGGGGGG
writteninthestars 2 years ago
sooo funnnnyyyy!
rockerr70 2 years ago