Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again

Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city's annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row.

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• Comedy

[bigbigbigbigbigman]

Needless to say the ninja caught on film cut his stomach open

[FannySMUDGE]

Fucking hell! I fell for this a few years ago, only just rewatched it after finding out what The Onion was!

[TheREALTeol]

@HarryTurdKnocker Got to admit I suspected trolling, but on the other hand I laughed as first reaction :P If it was I give it 6/10 ;)

[HarryTurdKnocker]

@TheREALTeol

I'm glad you took that so well, since it was a joke :)

[TheREALTeol]

@HarryTurdKnocker alot better :)

[JosephKerr27]

This is still my favorite Onion story! The theme translates as the swan's black shadow, if you want to know.

BTW, while I disdain your hateful speech, HarryTurdKnocker, that's got to be the funniest use of the arrow>>-->knee meme!

[Warrior7662]

i can see this happening!

[ViperRob42]

Fuckin Rogues

[GRACIEBARRAUSA]

I was standing 2 feet from the camera lens, but you can't see me!!!

[LastForgottenNinja]

@HarryTurdKnocker ..which was yrs ago cos uve gone bk to being a faggot..by posting this shit..congz.

[xDavidRxxx]

NINJA LEAP!