I Wanna Be Canadian (billionaire - Travie McCoy)

A song parody.

I wanna be Canadian so fricking bad
Get all the healthcare I never had
Eh, I wanna the MVP of my hockey league
Smiling next to Richard and Gretzky

Eh every time I open my eyes
I see all of that sparkling white (yeaah)
A different Timmies every night eh
I'll win, and I'll be champion
When I'm Canadian

Eh I would watch it snow in Nova Scotia
I would make the most oe t, from morning to lights-out
Hockey's what it's all aboot
I'd probably visit my bois in their igloo
And get them to come over to play tag in my ski-doo
Give away a few gold medals like here yankee have this
Aha just kidding cause Sidney Crosby did not miss
It's been a couple years since they've been at war so
We always need to help our friends down in the south yo
Oops sorry, hehe, I'd probably apologize when you get pissed
Et moi aussi je parlerai un peut de francais
Oui, c'est vrai, je mangerai beacoup de poutine
Everywhere I go Imma be surrounded by wilderness

Eh every time I open my eyes
I see all of that sparkling white
A different Timmies every night eh
I'll win, and I'll be champion
When I'm canadian
Eh eeeh eh eeeh when I'm Canadian
Eh eeeh eh eeeh

I'll be playing puck with the Prime Minister
Bar down at the parliament
Then cause I'm so friendly I'll give him a couple compliments
Toss a couple toonies in the air just for the heck of it
Then get a double-double at Timmies and take a sip of it
Yeah I'll read you the temperature in Celsius
50 below, that shit don't bother us
I'll go ahead and steal some syrup from those maple trees
But then again I could get busted by the mounties
And all the other countries around me would missing out on
Drinking beer watching hockey
I'll read the alphabet from A to zed
We rep that flag, that white that red
So wave it in the air and sing

I wanna be Canadian so fricking bad
Get all the healthcare I never had
Eh, I wanna MVP of my hockey league
Smiling next to Richard and Gretzky

Eh every time I open my eyes
I see all of that sparkling white
A different Timmies every night eh
I'll win, and I'll be champion
When I'm Canadian

I wanna be a canadian so frickin bad!

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[christechvids]

Is Yous Gay?

[NFkids]

@christechvids Dis yous finish high school? at least get a GED? get a real job.

and for the record, no we are not gay, and nothing in this video would lead to such an assumption. It is to my belief that you constantly think of homo erotic activities with your father and by doing so you feel as though you must ventilate your insecurities upon undeserving individuals such as ourselves. fuck you :) <3

[meglovesyou12]

ahhhhh josh this is fantastic!

[NFkids]

@meglovesyou12 thank you ms ford

[VioletCheetah]

"Eh I would watch it snow in Nova Scotia" ♫

.. It hasn't snowed yet here! :(

[NFkids]

@VioletCheetah i guess i should change that lyric to calgary, eh? ;)

[NFkids]

@yezidi11 at least canadians can form a coherent sentence..

[imaddicted23]

@yezidi11 dumb american. canadan is not a word. hhahhaha. if you're gonna try dissing, atleast act smart.

[MAADMO]

I dont want to be a Canadian. I want to be as far away from Americunt as i can be.

[Lonlywayoflife]

I love it!!

[TheOfficialBradley]

I am Canadian lol

[lance1236451]

i enjoyed the music and the video, i can tell you guys have fun doing it , aww why can't i be part of your group :(

[bigchests316]

@NFkids That was the best response I've seen yet, awesome song btw

[SndNshow]

I WANNA BE CANADIAN SO FUCKING BAD

OMG I REALLY DO

i wanna be canadian so hard:-[

[LandSquirrels]

best parody ever heard

[LandSquirrels]

@NFkids Yeah! You showed that incest american