How Many Chickens

How many chickens do I have to pay
The doctor to get a CAT scan?
How many houses do I have to paint
To take off that wart on my hand?
How many hams to deliver a child?
Does a C-section cost a whole hog?
Is a triple bypass three goats and an ass,
A checkup two cats and a dog?

Got a friend workin' Farmville
Ain't feelin' too well.
All she has is cyber-livestock.
A digital chicken don't taste all that great.
So what's she got to give the doc?
Too bad we can't go back to nineteen oh nine
When Grandpa paid for mom with a ham.
With no tax deductions and no IRS
Things were a lot simpler then.
(But right now,)

(Repeat first verse & out)

"But I live in a city!" You say. Well, that may not be a problem, depending on the city, Here's an informative link for anyone who wants to start their own home poultry health care plan.

And speaking of healthcare plans, whether you're insured or uninsured, you might want to check out this website:
http://truecostofhealthcare.org

How to Keep Chickens in a City
http://www.wikihow.com/Keep-Chickens-in-a-City
(Some of you physicians might want to read this too.)

If anybody would like to use this song to make their own video, you can download a free mp3 at:
http://willrichardson.net/audio/howmanychickens.mp3

For the original Dylan lyrics, go to:
http://www.bobdylan.com/#/songs/blowin-in-the-wind

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[iwannaiguana60]

How much if I show you my cock?

[willyr9]

@iwannaiguana60 I think that would be a question for a urologist.

[dons123111]

Depends on how much a Cat Scan costs. Trading chickens for Health Care, is as absurd as Obamacare. It's unbelievable how many people have fallen for this Cartel Medicine. It's not just Obama either. The Medical Cartel has been around since 1949 when the AMA got their monopoly.

[willyr9]

@dons123111 Even though I voted for Obama and would again, I gave you a thumbs up on that comment. And I don't do that very often on my own videos. I'd rather let the people rate the comments. But the terms, "Cartel Medicine" and "Medical Cartel" are great. Never heard that before. But I hope I hear it more.. The only thing I'd have added is "Insurance Cartel." - Thanks

[Myjohnnydoodles]

Is Sue Lownden the new Sarah Palin?

[willyr9]

@Myjohnnydoodles There's only two Sarah Palins. (Her and Tina Fey. Half the time I can't tell the difference.) How about getting Sarah, Sue and Michele together and putting them on tour as the "3 MILFs" I'll bet that would keep the SNL crew busy! Jon Stewart had a funny take on that acronym the other night. "Morons I'd Like to Forget."

[classicallady]

@im4wur2  LOL...Loved it. Tks for sharing!

[im4wur2]

A year later, this is still hysterical!

[iwannaiguana60]

@Myjohnnydoodles: I wouldn't fuck ANY of them with YOUR dick!!! Them's some RANK vaginas!!! I'd be happy to give 'em a facial, though!!!

[im4wur2]

An instant classic! - Thanks for the upload Willy!

[Sweeneytoddfreak365]

I'm in trouble now..............I'm not a great cook, and my doctor only accepts chicken as cordon bleu, picata, marsala, parmigiana and a l'orange!!!  What can I say..........My doctor's name is John Gourmet!!!!

[sosoeddie]

Chickens for Checkups - for all you Chicken Farmers out there. If Joe and I had stayed on the Chicken Farm, we wouldn't need Health Insurance.

[RockDoctorLV]

If this woman is elected, the people of Nevada will be LUCKY if they can afford to buy RAW CHICKEN to give away!

[dons123111]

@willyr9 Yeah, insurance cartels too. Libertarians use the term to describe something that comes out of over regulating. The Workmans Compensation Insurance Cartel is probably the worst one who enjoys a monopoly since the man (govt) coerces employers to carry it at the threat of jail time.