Virus Alert - Weird Al Yankovic

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Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get an e-mail with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
Better no go taking your chances
Under no circumstances, should you open it
Or else it will

Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
Look out!
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out!
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out!
Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change your name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

Look out!
It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out!
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out!
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out!
And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out!
Steal your identity and your credit card
Look out!
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out!
Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right it's a

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send right now!

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• Music

[SupremeSlider]

The 11 dislikes have virus.

[DurasDrum]

@SupremeSlider Please don't start that crap.

[Andythepoorducklin]

some 34k views. And 10 of the probably MOST retarded and off-topic comments.

Love Wierd al. He makes great music. Love his music more than the originals. Thanks for uploading.

[DurasDrum]

This is the fate I suffer...

[w1lll26]

I lost the game

[DurasDrum]

God dammit, I was on a four day streak.

[jack44222]

if you wach this movie do you get virus?

[Lordfiller]

Wtf is this "This video is not alowd in you're country" Ballshit? Most unfair setting.

[awesomon]

acording to the internet the virus that if you get an email with the subject stinky cheese or like that it is real but what it really does is translate your documents into latin or 2 other languages but i forgot what they were it will also send weird emails to anyone in your adress book how ever it won't just be stinky cheese it will be something like StInkY chEesE or like that

[Ackalan]

The really creapy part is that in about 40 years (if development continues at this rate), a single virus is most likley going to be able to do all this to you. ^^

[cloudcally]

whats the original song

[linkroden]

wait i don't like sheep or leotards!!!! well whatever its okay its not that bad. *it'll make ur ipod only play Jethro Tull!* OH SHIT GOTTA DELETE IT NOW!!!

[judurudu]

@DurasDrum i was on a two week streak.

[tenchimuyo69]

Taskmgr.exe failed to execute because it is infected, click here for a free computer scan.

[beyerrkluva1]

it's a style parody of Sparks

[King19750]

LOL this kid always sings this in Athletics