Bedwetter: The Life and Times of Ali Brennan

Written by: Laura Bent, Laura Denning, Patrick Kavanagh, Caroline Keating, Chris Judge, Maggie O'Brien, Tara Moghaddam and Rebecca Strain

Accompanied by Maggie O'Brien on acoustic guitar
Vocal Group 1 - Laura Bent and Laura Denning feat. Maggie O'Brien
Vocal Group 2 - Patrick Kavanagh, Caroline Keating and Tara Moghaddam
Vocal Group 3 - Chris Judge and Rebecca Strain

Ali Brennan thinks she's a trendsetter,
But we all know she's a bedwetter,
And she is wearing a yellow sweater,
Sometimes I wish I never met her,
She's so retarded she can't write a letter, in Irish, a letter, in Irish,
If she tries to touch you don't let her,
She tried to show us her clitor-
Is she getting any better - NO!

Ali Brennan,
You're mental, you're mental, you're mental,
Fucking mental

Ali Brennan thinks she'll marry Josh Ritter,
But we all know she's a bullshitter,
She's going to be so bitter,
She's always been such a fucking quitter,
She ruins environment by dropping litter,
She's only a barren babysitter,
But will she ever hear the pitter-
Patter of tiny feet - NO!

Ali Brennan,
You're mental, you're mental, you're mental,
Instrumental

Da da da da da da da da,
Da da da da da da da da.

Ali Brennan,
You're barren, barren, barren, barren, barren
HEY!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• alternative
• singer
• song
• writer
• group
• comedy
• ali
• brennan
• patrick
• kavanagh
• maggie
• castleknock
• house
• party

[tazykins]

theres lyrics oh god