Slacker Stryker Infantry Dismounts into a Clusterfuck

The same laziness to ride on soft, rubber tires on smooth pavement manifests itself in piss-poor, poorly camouflaged, dismounting infantry that clusterfuck together on foot, offering easy targets for the enemy to kill--unless they die from laughter first.

http://www.combatreform.org/highexplosives.htm

Road-bound, Olive Drab GREEN (Iraq is TAN) Stryker truck-motorized infantry has created a new low in slacker-tude; the Korean war army has returned in costly gadget form:

http://www.combatreform.org/cavalryandidontmeanhorses.htm

Slacker truck infantry is full of subjectivity and victim-itis excuses and rationalizations all to prop up their weak egos and the failed trucks; they all need to just just grow up already and be objective for once and face the fact that thin boxes on air-filled rubber tires doesn't work, move on and obtain M113 Gavin tracks that can go cross-country to avoid road land mines and be LIGHT MECHANIZED INFANTRY THAT KICKS ASS--not motorized victims.

http://www.combatreform.org/m113combat.htm

See?

Was it that hard to admit to a failure, learn from it and be a better man for it?

That's what life is supposed to be all about--not being stubborn in your errors and going down in ruin. If we can learn to not be road-bound in wheeled trucks, then the needlessly-occupying-Iraq-for-corporate-welfare experience will have been at least worth something.

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• slacker
• stryker
• trucks
• bad
• motorized
• infantry
• iraq
• u.s.
• army
• gdls
• racketeers
• profiteers

[otacon333x2]

lol canada has been using these "Strykers" (we call them lavs) for years. and we barely have any casualties. dont blame our ingenuity for your troops lack of professionalism

[nomorenarcissism]

LAVs are a SWISS design not Canadian; they are road-bound, thin-skinned death traps that have resulted in Canadian losses. You are right about American incompetence evident here on this and many other videos. There are lots of smart Canadian officers who use light M113 Gavins (TLAVs) and medium Leopard tanks cross-country in Afghanistan; showing our light foot-sloggers in wheeled trucks as the idiots that they are. Did I mince my words any?

[duplenty]

Never been in the army, failed to recognize problem. Can anyone explain how it should've been done?

[nomorenarcissism]

When you leave the wire of the FOB its "game on"...on the non-linear battlefield where the enemy is all around. When you dismount, you should bomb-burst and fan-out in all directions to get 360 degree security--unless going in a specific direction for a specific purpose--like being in the attack.

[arthurvelling]

they just had a big fuckin joint inside thad stryker, lol

[nomorenarcissism]

That would not surprise me. The morality of today's generation is at an all-time low.

[curtim]

Wow! My sargeant would have kicked me all the way home for that! Guys you have to make yourself a harder target and was that their officer wandering around in yellow kit? Jeez just paint a target on your back and be done with it.

[DaAvi8a]

Everyone was piling out of there as if it was one of those clown cars...

[frightner24]

@MegaKilt well hell man its one squad that fucks up and you blame our entire military. apperently their sargent is to blame because he never took command to make sure they take up there places. he needs to get repromanded for that. but there seems to have been prior military activity in the background already so maybe they were the detail coming in to fill up any security gaps after a raid was over. people dont usually think about this stuff only whats in hand but never under it.

[MegaKilt]

That's ten guys all doing the same mistake. What the fuck was going on?

You need more discipline, americans.

[Sicj]

@DaAvi8a bwahahaha

[Violative911]

aww come one they were tired! can't be running at 100% all the times.

[munkiee]

4th brigade trash

[rentnation]

Poor design,

The whole ass end should fall down and the soldiers should pick up their feet as they stepped over the lip of where it fits the hull. Can more than one guy get out at a time if it falls into a canal?

How about firing ports? Eastern block soldiers get to play too when the can is buttoned up.

Why don't they change the angle on the slat armor so that the RPG strikes would be lessened below their current 50% effectiveness.

S. A. Buffles were MRAPS at 5% of the cost.

MOneY MoNey

[IamXrayy]

you like to cluster fuck!!!?? front lean and rest positions!!!!!!! Form Catapillar!!!!!!

.... for like three hours haha

YOU DO NOT CLUSTERFUCK GETTIN OUT OF MY STRYKER!!!!!!!

[fanofrhymeswithstar]

They act like they got off a bus? Where is their sense of urgency?

[capufool]

hahahahaha, i can hear the DI now.. What in sam hell!! what is this some kind of cluster fuck!?!?!