Shit Christmas song (12 days of Christmas - Holy Crap!)

Everybody poops! :o)
Remember not to over indulge this year! And remember those less fortunate!

Happy holidays one and all!

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Much love and smile always
Beau~Jensen
xXx~oOo

#Lyrics:
On the twelfth days of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Twelve pebble dashes
Eleven lumps of crap
Ten streaks of piss
Nine diarrhoeas
Eight skid marks
Seven sour guffs
Six none splashers
Five lumps of shit
Four round turds
Three Birds droppings
Two cow pats
And a piece of corn I swear I didnt eat

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[meitzjoei]

I luv u when ur sick

[Beau1618]

lol

[okkatjaok]

LOL.....you´re the greatest

[Beau1618]

:o)

You're the sweetest!

[RolyUnGashaa]

LOL thats not what i thought it was going to be lol XD

[Beau1618]

ha ha ha

[sardinz1]

if i got that for x mas i swear i would just shit my pants of verry strange emotions and then chuck the stuff at who ever got me it

[okkatjaok]

of course :)

hugs!

[Beau1618]

te he!

[gaypyar]

how dirty can this get?!?!?

lool