Aqua Luna

We were inspired by the Dan Akroyd 'Crystal Head Vodka' ad to create an even more preposterous product commercial. Once I saw the news from NASA about the discovery of water on the moon I knew we had to create an exciting new product. Here is an infomercial in the Dan Akroyd style which introduces this fictional product...

Discriminating hydrators have water imported from further and further away. First it was France, and then the tropics, and now from deep underground caves. But, sadly, none of this water is pure.

Aqua Luna is pure water from the moon - untouched by man until it reaches your lips. Mined from pure deposits of water on the surface of our own moon, far from the things of man. Water of this purity is simply not available anywhere on earth - outside of artificial processes that can fill your water with trace elements of manmade chemicals. So set aside your earthbound thirst with the purest refreshment you've ever experienced. It comes to you packaged in a fine collectable moon shaped container, and has been harvested directly from the surface of the moon by one of our fleet of remote controlled probe automatons. The engineers at JPL tell me that something like this has never been attempted before in the area of casual refreshment. For the low, low price of just $250,000 this rare treat can be yours.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• humor
• moon
• water
• Aqua Luna
• Quantum Duck
• eyeinthehat
• Jesse Garson
• Noah Ramon
• out of sync players
• science fiction
• Crystal Head Vodka
• Dan Akroyd
• Perrier
• bottled water
• conservation