Terry Pratchett tells a dirty joke

During his appearance at a theatre in Berlin, promoting his new book Thud!, famous comic fantasy writer Terry Pratchett tells a dirty joke.

Sorry for the lack of steadiness there, it was shot using 12x zoom and without anything to rest my arms on. That excuse enough? ;)

Transcript following. PLEASE DO NOT READ ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPOIL THE PUNCHLINE FOR YOURSELF!

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[...] but it should not affect [minors etc.]. I like the pure mathematics of the joke.
A man goes into a pub, carrying an alligator under one arm. Puts it down on the table. And he says:"I've got a trick. I bet there's no one here who is prepared to do this."
He opens the alligator's mouth and..well...um.. reveals a certain part of his own...anatomy, which he places therein. And then he brings down his hand on the alligator's head, like this BAMM!
He blinks a little while and then he says: "Is there anyone here prepared to do that?" There's a long pause, and then an old lady at the back of the pub gets up and says: "I don't mind giving it a try but you mustn't hit me so hard on the head."

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• terry
• pratchett
• joke
• berlin
• discworld
• bookstore
• bookshop
• fun

[jebuslovesthe80s]

Sir Terry Pratchett is the BEST.WRITER.EVER.

[LoomyNeko]

It's quite irritating to be told off everyday for relating everything in your life to a Discworld novel and being told "maybe you read a bit too much Pratchett". There is no such thing as too much Terry Pratchett! And I will relate whatever I please to Discworld [urinating dog]

[withholeyshoes1]

attempted to remove this from my "likes"

No go for many attempts...lol

[AmSpazz]

@LoomyNeko Damn straight [urinating dog] [urinating dog] [urinating dog] [urinating dog] [urinating dog] *Twitch*

[Netalula0707]

You know the story how Rome came to be? Yeah... They copied that from Terry Pratchett.

[SammEater]

Haha, Mr. Pratchett is awesome, I love this joke at first I didn't understand (most because english is not my first language ;P) but then I lol'd really. :P

Like the other dude said, BEST WRITER EVER! :D

[Lilithly]

man it took me much longer to get the joke than the audience xD

[Lilithly]

in Berlin? :D ahhh and i wasn´t there ....;-;

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