ORIGINALLY BY MOXY FRUVOUS
Once I was the King of Spain,
Now I eat humble pie,
Oh, my unspeakable wife Queen Lisa,
Now I eat humble pie,
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain,
Now I eat humble Pie,
And now I work at the Avalanche Pizza,
Once he was the King of Spain
Royalty, Lord it looked good on me,
Buried in silk in the royal boudoir,
Or going nuclear free,
Or playing crokinole
With the Princess of Monaco,
Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders,
Getting it all on video
Once I was the King of Spain,
Now I eat humble pie,
A palatial palace that's where I've been
Now I eat humble pie,
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain,
Now I eat humble pie,
And now I vacuum the turf at Peden,
Once he was the King of Spain
I can't wait; I'm lowering interest rates,
My people say, "King, how are you such a genius?"
"There's a roof over our heads,"
"And food on our plates,"
It's laissez-faire, I don't even give a care,
Let's make Friday part of the weekend
And give every new baby a chocolate éclair
Once I was the King of Spain,
Now I eat humble pie,
I was looking for off-handed ways to improve us,
Now I eat humble pie,
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain,
Now I eat humble pie,
And now I'm known as the bobcat, Rufus,
Once he was the King of Spain
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you the Spanish National Orchestra!
Now, some of you are probably curious how the King of Spain came to be living in Northern America working at these minimum-wage-type jobs, Should I tell them then guys?
Tell us King!
You see late one night, when the palace was asleep,
Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I creep,
And I wait, till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch,
At which point my peasant friend who looks just like me arrives and we make a switch!
Prince and pauper, junior and whopper, a world made up of silver and copper,
Under my own volition, I took a change of position,
So next time you drool in the pizza line,
Remember slower pizza's more luscious,
The King of Spain never rushes
Once I was the King of Spain,
Now I eat humble pie,
I was wondering if anyone would like to date?
Now I eat humble pie,
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain,
Now I eat humble pie,
And now I'm jamming with Section Eight,
Once he was the King of Spain
jesus is a lie kids
xxKoRndudexx 2 years ago
thanks dad
SnowflakeOrange 2 years ago 4
crokinole is not the same as croquet. you use your finger in crokinole.
auroranaj 3 years ago
and that would make you one of the two audience members that would've got that reference. i'm glad that's what you took away from this video. thanks!
SnowflakeOrange 2 years ago