Right, OK, the words are going to come up there for those of you who like to read words. And this is the very very last performance. If this is ever on such site as Youtube you will be dead, Lauren! This is the last ever, the last ever public performance of 'Oh What A Dream' It'll never be performed again after tonight and I've updated the words for 2008 and I've changed some of the verses. Some of them are total rubbish.
Right I'm doing this now without words. I'll try to be an excellent teacher of the deaf and when the bit comes about Meghan I'll point out her. You can all join in the chorus! The chorus goes "Oh what a dream, Oh what a dream, Oh what a dream" Can you do that? *repeats chorus* Good! You got it! OK here it goes I'm actually starting now!
"I had a dream last night
Concerning Mary Hare
I'm happy to report that it was
Not a nightmare
It featured many people
Some are here today
I'm gonna tell you all about my dream
If that's OK
*chorus*
I arrived at 8 o clock
And bumped into Claire, Moya and Lucy
It was a busy weekend and
They were happy
They asked if I would go with them
To speak to the year 8
To say well done boys and girls
You're behaviour's really great
*chorus*
I got to the staffroom
At quarter past 8
And the chocolates from the day before
Still had not been ate
The teachers were all smiling
It really was bizarre
They said "Come and sit with us
You're our favourite SMT member by far"
*chorus*
After chatting and having fun
It was soon 8:40
The staffroom was deserted
Because they liked to be at form early
Michael and Pam, the cleaners
Were waiting to congratulate me
About the fragrant fresh and tidy state
Of every dormitory
*chorus*
Now when I got down to the labs
It was lovely to see
Mrs Martin and Mrs Carr
Doing my old job for me
It wasn't just them though
Everyone I could spy
Including Hawes and Wilkins
Ross Grant and Afkari!
*chorus*
The dream was very long
But there's so much more I could say
Like Morgan smiling broadly
And wishing me a pleasant day
Miss Leach was happy too
And it was beautiful to see
Peace and love and harmony
In the library
*chorus*
Jamie Chang and David Hedges
Were a very hard working bunch
Camilla worked past the bell
And came in late for lunch
Meghan and Scott shook hands
When it was time for lesson 3
Odran wasn't cheeky
And neither was Laila Doobeh
*chorus*
Mr Boyd had lost his baseball cap
You know NYPD
Mr Goodwin didn't eat all the cakes
When the teachers went to tea
The pupils behaved so very well
In their studies they were fine
So I sat in my office and
Polished my Teacher Of The Year 2009
*chorus*
The lessons were a joy to teach
Pupils worked from day til night
Dr Papas had much more time
To get the cover right
Every lesson had a teacher
Basketballs were fully pumped
Nobody was on report
Or even last to lunch
*chorus*
At lunch time there was a chance
To go out and have fun
With Dani my favourite PA
When we went on a cross country run
She said "You don't look tired at all
There's no harm to your physique"
I said "No I couldn't catch her
But I'll try again next week"
*chorus*
Mr Shaw had to see me
It gave me quite a scare
I wondered what Id done wrong
As deputy principal and teacher in charge of care
He said "Right OK
Could you do something for me
20 lessons of teaching dance
With Miss Appleby"
*chorus*
Mr Robinson was looking good
Hed thrown away his fleece
Mrs Barton had tidied up textiles
So you could get in the room with ease
I weighed 13 stone
Because Id given up school cake
And everyone was amazed at the difference
Half a stone could make
*chorus*
I woke up in the morning
With a smile upon my face
The dream had turned Mary Hare
Into a fantastic place
So as I drove into the car pask
In my Cruiser car
I realised that I love you all
Just the way you are!
*chorus* x 2
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Mary Hare Casino 2008by ianmucklejohn952 views
He takes his time getting started =D
evilteletubbie 3 years ago