7 Things I Hate About Math

Singing a parody of Miley Cyrus' "7 Things" at Open Math Night on November 22, 2008.
LYRICS:

I probably shouldn't say this
But at times I get so scared
When I have a test in Calculus
And I am not prepared

Integration's a frustration
It's not possible for me to get it right
And now I know I won't survive
When *teacher's name* tells me to derive
and nothing's quite alright

The 7 things I hate about math

The 7 things I hate about math oh math

dy, dx, cosine and sine
Imaginary number line
word problems where cars collide,
math that tries to be applied
U sub won't work
Integration by parts, just know it hurts
Why does zero factorial equal one?
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you

It's awkward and it's silent
As we take *teacher's name*'s test
What I need to know now
Is a theorem of Calculus
If I ask him, he won't tell me
If I cheat then he'll expel me
Don't know why
This is unproductive
This major won't help me in life

CHORUS

and Compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention the 7 that I like
The 7 things I like about math
Math Hike and German board games night
One right answer every time
My bright pink TI-89
Problems sets that work out fine
Each class is full of nerdy boys
So everything's alright
When I can find a counterexample
And the 7th thing I like the most that you do ooh
You make me love you

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[laurennoni]

Lyrics are up!!

[Maxxandrew911]

@laurennoni pls send me the lyrics PLS PLS PLS IM BEGGING U I WANNA SING THIS IN FRONT OF MY MY MATH TEACHER!!!!!!! I WNNNA BEAT HER UP!! PLS PLS SEND ME THE LYRICS!!!

[laurennoni]

@Maxxandrew911 You want to beat up your math teacher?

[diobeljason]

=).. i was stressing over my math test tomorrow and i came across this video.. thanks for making me laugh.

[sasusaku187]

I hate everything bout Math lol

[sarasongs331]

this song is awesomeeeeee, ur a great singer btw :)

[fitflydragonfly]

LOVE IT

[TheUnbrokenLegion]

I have to retake a hard ass math test in a few weeks..........GAY!@!@!@!@! LIKE the song its awesome.

[emilibarney2012]

This is great can i get the lyrics somehow??

[Mileyfan1436]

She should have said, "And the seventh thing I hate the most about you, you make me solve you" Lol.

[coolwolfjk]

I FUCKEN hate math! It should cease to exist;