Planet Nerd exposé causes massive political fallout

We knew that once the truth was out, it was just a matter of time before heads would roll. We didn't realise that action would happen so swiftly.

Less than 24 hours after Planet Nerd's explosive exposé of a political conspiracy to ruin the ending of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Deputy Premier John Thwaites has resigned, taking the premier down with him.

Bracks' resignation has consumed the bulk of the media attention (he blames "family reasons" on the decision), allowing Thwaites to quietly leave politics without any questions being asked. It is simply assumed that his political future lay with Bracks.

As viewers of Planet Nerd (and soon the world) well know, last Satuday John "Acting Minister for Magic" Thwaites and Lord Mayor John "Counting Is Hard" So conspired to ruin the ending of Harry Potter by reading the last page of the book aloud and amplified to a crowd of adoring fans.

So compounded the sin by repeating the last line of the book in an exclusive interview with Planet Nerd.

This video provides damning evidence of this most heinous of crimes. For more revelations, you can watch the entire story unfold as part of Planet Nerd Episode 8.

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• bracks
• thwaites
• government
• politics
• scandal
• conspiracy
• harrypotter
• harry
• potter
• book
• launch

[vmpfilms]

wow... the korean book-ruining guy is jerk! he is a big, fat, old, selfish, jerkish, stupid, idiotic,ego bastard!!!

[Karosse]

Gee @#$*#@% Gee.

[wozinac]

Love the guy with the red hair - he's so cute.