Jeff Dunham - Peanut (Arguing With Myself) Pt2
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Jose: Now i have somewhere to put my stiick. CROWD: LAUGHS Peanut:Yeah well ur mother's a corndog HA! Jose: On a stiick Jeff:look Jose r u happy? Jose: Si senor i am hchappy. Peanut: what the hell is hchappy? Jeff: Jose r u always happy? jose" i am not hchappy on hcholloween jeff: Oh peanut:whay the hchell is on the hchalloween? "Jeff:did anything else happen today? Peanut" No Jose: Si Peanut:damn Jeff : what else happened today? Jose:he slammed my stiick in the door.
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@britttany14 ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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HUH?!?!?!
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Peanut: do a little tap dance and we got salsa
Jeff: thats terrible!
Peanut: not with out the right kind of chips its not. I was laughing the whole freaking time !!:)
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Jose: There are no costumes on a stick. Peanut: You can be a fudge sicle! HAHAHA
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dododododod opicture if you will
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My name Jose... On a stick!!! Lol
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This is the best ever!!!!!!!!!!! my fav part: (Jose And Peanut speaking Spanish) Jeff: what are you doing? Peanut: im speaking to ose is his native tongue. Jeff: well dont do that! Peanut: why not?! Jeff: well it makes me feel... left out.. (awkward moment) Peanut: huh?! Jeff: Well i don't speak Spanish. (Jose and Peanut look at him like he's crazy) Jose: do do do do do do do do... Peanut: picture if you will...
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He put me in the vegetable steamer
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Jeff: Anything else happen today
Peanut: No!
Jose: Si
Peanut: Damn.
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Jose: Purple Bastard
Peanut: Mexican Condiment
Jeff: A condiment?
Jose: I do not use them
Peanut: You Don't?!
Jose: And Neither did your mother!
Sweet Daddy D: Ohhhh That is funny shit right there, that is funny shit!!
Peanut: Woaah, That was really good!! You gotta work on it a little though
Jeff: Why?
Peanut: Cuz from here, it sounded like it came out of my ass!
britttany14 9 months ago 54
Anything else happen today?
No
Si
DAMN!
MarakinandElmo 5 months ago 18