Ode to Owen

Harlaxton Talent Show winner Brandon Spotanski with his poem/song "Ode to Owen."

For those of you who are not here at Harlaxton, James Owen is one of the Professors of British Studies, and a lot of girls have a crush on him. Well, for seminar, we listened to "God Save the Queen and "Rule Britannia." The following lecture, Brandon wrote this poem/song.

It was great fun to hear Brandon recite parts of it randomly. Then, upon its official debut at the Talent Show... everyone loved it with a standing ovation at the end.

The Lyrics--
Professor Owen is the man
Why? Just because he can.
God, he's the man.
Why does he lecture us?
Make us act man-whore-ious.
It's like he knows us.
God, he's the man.
Women are obsessed with him.
If they only had one whim,
They'd go out with him.
Sitting in lecture hall,
God, one must hear them all,
Eyes drawn to that sexy jaw
They think he's hot.
He comes to class on time.
We have a jolly good time.
I dont have a rhyme.
So what if he likes Liverpool?
That's ok, he's still cool.
Always fair and never cruel.
God, he's the man.
He's the man, yes this is true.
I hope this is understood by you.
Come to class, it's true.
So what if he doesn't cuss,
Sorry Bujak, he's a man to us.
He's my professor, thats a plus,
God, he's the man.

Category:

Comedy

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[Scheppergirl87]

I am at Harlaxton now and I have Owen as a professor! That is so funny!