Bad Ass Jonas Story {Season 1} Ep. 3

Ok, I Hope You Guys Like This One, I Want 25 comments Till Next 1..


*Later After Lunch*
Selena- *Walks Into Her Math Class, & Walks Up To The Teacher*
Teacher- Umm, Who Are You?
Selena- Oh, Im Selena Gomez, I Just Moved Here.
Teacher- *Looks Through Her List* Sit There. *Points*
Selena- Ok. *Mumbles* Bitch.
Nick- *Walks In* Sup, Teach.
Teacher- Nick, Sit Down.
Nick- Sure Thing, Teach. *Sits Down Behind Selena*
Selena- *Thinks* Shit. *Hides Her Face So He Doesnt See Her*
Tiffany- Hey, Nicky. *Sits On His Lap & Kisses Him*
Selena- *Turns Around & Rolls Her Eyes*
Nick- Hey, Baby.
Tiffany- I Missed You.. *Kisses Him*
Nick- Yeah, Me Too. I Couldnt Stop Thinking About You. *Smiles*
Tiffany- So, When I Left, You Promised You Wouldnt Make Out With Any Girl, Or Get A Horney For A Girl, Did You Keep Your Promise?
Nick- I Sure Did, Babe.
Selena- *Turns Around* You Liar, When I Saw You In The Cafeteria Today, You Were Making Out With A Girl, And You Asked To Fuck Me 3 Times, Then Almost Raped Me.
Tiffany- *Gets Off Of Nick* What The Fuck!?
Nick- Tiff! Shes Lying!
Tiffany- Yeah, Sure, You Asshole. *Runs Away*
Nick- Well, You Know What This Means..
Selena- What!?
Nick- Since I Know Your In This Class, I Can Make It Hell.. *Laughs*
Selena- Ok, Im Moving. *Gets Up & Leaves*
Tiffany- You Bitch, You Took My Boyfriend!!
Selena- Me?!? I Dont Even Like Him! So Shut Your Fucking Mouth!
Tiffany- *Rolls Her Eyes* Your Ugly Anyways.
Selena- Well, Dont Look at Me, You Dumb Bitch. *Sits Down*
Tiffany- *Hits Her With Her Purse*
Selena- *Stands Up; Tackles Her On The Table*
Tiffany- Get Off Of Me!!
Selena- Not Tough Enough? *Punches Her In The Face*
Tiffany- *Pulls Her Hair* Bitch!
Selena- *Kicks Her; And Scratches Her*
Tiffany- *Jumps Off Of Her* Oh My Fucking GOD! YOU BITCH!
Selena- *Smirks* Mess With Me Again, See What Happens.
Tiffany- You Might Wanna Be A LITTLE Nicer To Me, Becuz I Am The HEAD Cheerleader,
Selena- And?
Tiffany- Ugh! Atleast I Can Cheer, You Whore!
Selena- Dude, I BET I Can Kill You At Cheerleading.
Tiffany- Ok, Sure. You Can Keep Thinking That.
Selena- *Looks At Her* And.. Besides. Your WAY To Fat.
Tiffany- Ohhh, Thats IT! *Punches Her In The Face; Misses*
Selena- youre a Horrible Fighter TOO!
Tiffany- Bitch, Well Continue This. *Leaves The Classroom*
Selena- *Rolls Her Eyes & Sits Down*
Nick- *Comes Behind Her* Wow, Nice Ass.
Selena- Will You Leave?!
Nick- No.. I Just Love When You Wear Those Tight Ass Pants*
Selena- *Thinks Of Something* Soo.. *Purposely Drops Her Pencil; Bends Down*
Nick- Oh, God *Staring* Wow.
Selena- Nice, Huh?
Nick- *Smacks Her Ass*
Selena- *Stands Up Straight* Like Youll EVER Get Into My Pants.
Nick- Oh, Thats For Later, I Know Where You Live. Right Next To Me.
Selena- *Feeling A Little Scared* Nick, Just Trust Me On One Thing, Ok?
Nick- What?
Selena- Youll Never Ever Get Into My Pants. Ok?
Nick- Well See About That.
Selena- Ok, Whatever.
Nick- *Smiles* Just Trust Me
Selena- *Rolls Her Eyes* Im SO Scared!!

Sophie- Hey, Nicky Poo.
Selena- *Starts Laughing* Nicky Poo? What The Fuck? Thats Pathetic.
Nick- Shut Up. Me & Sophie Are Gunna Go Get Busy, Care To Join Us?
Sophie- *Sexy Smiles* Please, Join Us, I Like Girls In The Picture.
Selena- You Fucking Whore, Leave Me Alone, I Will NEVER Have Sex With Any Of You!
Sophie- Well, Then. Cmon Nicky, Lets Go!
Nick- Ok, Whatever. *Walks Out Of The School; Into A Closet*
Selena- WHORE!!!
Teacher- Selena! I Will Not Tolorate That Language. Go To The Office. NOW!
Selena- *Leaves In a Hurry*
???- Hey, Hottie. Whats Up?

THAT END!!! WILL NICK AND SOPHIE GET IT ON?! DUH!! NEXT EPISODE WILL BE A LOT GRAPHIC!!! =) LOL. I WANT 25 COMMENTS TILL` NEXT ONE!!! =))))

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[penguin852]

cool I love this series but if it becomes Jemi I cant watch it anymore cuz I dont like Jemi only Jelena and Nelena and Nemi are the couples I like so sorry

[JoBroDirtyFantasy]

But? I Have Jemi On My Other Series: JoBrosGoneTOo Bad? I'm Confused, And Sad, I Lost A Viewer. =(

lol, Well, Its Your Choice. I'm Still Sad.

[Mackynut13]

this is now my favorite story ever

[JoBroDirtyFantasy]

Aww, Thnx. =)

[XJonasxBrotherxLuvaX]

Lol umm... The teacher caught Selena for saying whore, but she didn't catch Tiffany and Selena fighting, cursing, and screaming?..

Lol

Still it wasssss aweeesomeeee!!! Make morrreee pleeease!!

[JoBroDirtyFantasy]

lol, that was the whole point. lol. Wanted ppl 2 think it was funni, so yeah.

[SelGomezFanX1]

so funny when selena rejects joe and nick and how they fall for her hard

[wiccanfromhell]

this is just so funny go selena

[x3TaylorxSwiftx3]

moreee

[midnightbabe98]

most more soon

[MissJassieJonas]

more its been forever

[MissJassieJonas]

i only like nelena! i dont view jelena

[luvsuboii]

if i was tiffany

i would be like

OMG I BROKE A NAIL lolzz

[futuremsjoejonas123]

make ep. 4!

[jonaswriter231]

u have 25 comment!!!!! make another one!

[nelena4ever04]

lol