Portal 2 - Cave Johnson Quotes 50's (SPOILERS)

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Uploaded by on Apr 30, 2011

I've decided to upload Cave Johnson quotes, but I'll have to do them in order (which means replaying the game of course).

This will be part 1 of 3 since we still have the 70's and 80's section of Aperture Science.

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  • Every word coming out this guy's mouth is pure gold.

    Kudos to the writers.

  • Cave Johnson: science isn't about why, it's about why not. why is so much of our science dangrous. why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact why not invent a safety door that won't hit you on the butt because YOU ARE FIRED.

    Not you terst subject, you're doing fine.

    Yes you, box your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.

    I love these quotes.

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  • When I first heard this mans voice on the game, I smiled, and was so happy, I just kept smiling! I don't know why I did, and when I saw that painting of him In the 50's I saw he was smiling at the art of science, ever since I played portal, I always wondered who made science, I could tell, Cave, is the real creator of real science, good job on making life much better, thank you, Cave

  • People say I oughta stop watching Portal videos. That gave me an idea: watch more Portal videos!

  • I like how the 50s and 70s logo of aperture is looking

  • 0:41 "enwichment spheres"

  • Ahh, this is awesome!

    RIP Cave Johnson

  • I spat on the screen so many times when I heard this stuff in the game, that I invented a screen screen. CJ (as I like to call him) would be proud of me. Just before he ducked me in the toilet.

    Genius writing, stellar performance, great production. And funny as hell. What's not to like?

  • @poeticnerd1990 I Truly did fire that guy that day. Now here is a question when was Science ever safe? i'll give you the answer to that question NEVER! that is why in Aperture we courageously faced the toughest situations head on without question and if people had a problem with it they would wind up like that unemployed bum i had fired that day for when you insult Aperture with your "Safe Science" crap your basically insulting Science as a whole.

  • PURE GASOLINE.

  • Judging from Cave's 'mantis men' quote, I'm guessing either A) The Antlions in Half Life evolved from that experiment gone horribly wrong, or B) We might end up following that yellow line (metaphorically) in Episode 3.

  • @nwojunkie I'd say it looks like every atomic like logo out there, which came before naruto.

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