The 9 Satanic Commandments

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Uploaded by on Jul 27, 2008

First let me say

i did not make this video

and secondly

"i am not a satanist, although i DO agree with all of the points that this guy makes"

i only didnt used to agree with points 2 and 6 i think, and thats only because i didnt get what he was talking about.

but yeah watch this

i especially like the womans face on number nine when she just cannot even begin to answer haha

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  • okay... enjoy hell!

  • thanks. will do. enjoy realising heaven doesnt exist when you die :)

  • Am I the only one who thinks that this makes more practical sense than all the bible shit they try to ram down our throats? how is it that something that makes this kind of sense gains fewer followers than something that is complete and utter gibberish (xianity) ...is everyone really this thick?

  • you are not the only one lol. i think its pretty much the most retarded thing i have heard. "hmm this makes more sence so we shall disregard it. make people live in fear and give us money"

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  • thing is dude, if we're satanists, then we WOULD enjoy hell as much as a christian enjoys heaven!

    like the poster of this vid im not satanic (ie i dont use it as a 'religion') but these points basically mean just live ur own damn fucking life without worrying about anything

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  • No god no devil...nuff said

  • This actually makes sense, just being honest, I'm not a Satanist btw. I never knew this shit.

  • I don't understand this because one of the statements is that Christians have to turn to a god. But self-proclaimed satanists refer to satan and turn to him all the time...

  • g reat! g reat! g reat!

  • I agree with snow77749, Enjoy Hell, but do think of us when you realise hell exists. :)

  • fallow the devil and end up with nothing god created the universe he's the good choice if you want to win. if you want to lose fallow Satan cus he doesn't love you god dose

  • Did the is man just contradict himself, and man has divine intellect wouldn't that mean that man has A GOD from whom he has recieved this divine intellect! Satan is an Idiot!

  • @retromario1 we dont "need churches' As Christians-we want this community of beleivers to keep us accountable-The purpose of this life-is for us to see and come to the conclusion that evil will bring about terror-you knock up a girl-you pay child support-you kill someone-you go to jail-its kind of like keeping the kids away from fire-its not because you dont love them-on the contraty- obviously-satan cares less about you-or he would warn you of the issues at hand-

  • i bet u he gets hard just thinking about satan fucken faggets

  • do what thou wilt and that shal be the whole of the law ~ aleister crowley

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