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Satan Sings his 'Recruitment Song'

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Uploaded by on Sep 2, 2006

Satan decides to follow up his first video, making a few points, answering some of your questions, and ending with his 'Recruitment Song'.

Lyrics to the 'Recruitment Song':

When you die an old man
and your bones begin to rot
Take a look round Heaven
then come see just what WE'VE got
Compared to His 'Holy Sanctuary'
Hell's EASILY a better place
So come, join my army, help me
so I can wipe that smile off His face

CHORUS:
I'm the Devil, man!
Now you all must serve me well
I'm the Devil, man!
Come live down here in Hell
I'm the Devil, man!
You'll be given a nice clean cell
So pack up your things, and move on in
It's Lunchtime at the Sounding of the Bell!

Looking for an old pet
Or a long dead relative?
Chances are you'll find them here
Hell's where most dead people live
It don't matter bout your colour
It don't matter where you're from
Come join the ranks of Satan
Welcome to Oblivion

There you go!

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Uploader Comments (gamezgalore)

  • when you stand before God you will have to account for this rubbish

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha thank you for making me laugh

  • Wow. I never knew Satan lived in an office! =D

    He has good taste in furniture, too.

    xDD

    Hilarious.

  • Haha well actually, if you wanted to know, that's my front room! Glad you like my furniture tho! :-D

  • All Amerians going to Hell because they don't pray to Jesus

  • ...ok, thank you for that wonderful insight. Just to let you know, in case you weren't aware, I'm not actually American...

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  • @papo1957 wow speak 4 urself lol

  • fucking A + +

  • muhahahahahhaa

  • ahaha xD

    Some great humour and musicianship!

    ( that song is actually well written! xD )

  • Are the evil goblins of doom furbies?

  • wtf "papo1957" your comment is just dumb... your saying then if a mass murder who killed 30 people but he prayed to jesus is still going to heaven....and soemone like me who doesnt everyday is going to hell and im a really kind person. seriously give me a break.

  • Satan's a bit of a touchy guy, isn't he? Wound up a bit tighter than I would have thought.

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