Our rap about Genghis Khan for World History AP.
Lyrics:
Yo here's your invitation to the Genghis nation.
Baby G, Baby G, yo what's it gonna be?
With the biggest empire in history!
Put down your textbook
And pick up your invitation
It's a !@#$%^&* slaughterfest
In the Genghis Nation
Yo let me tell you 'bout my man, GK.
He don't care for nothing what ya playa hatas say.
He'll let the facts speak the truth, man you think you tough?
He conquered the known world, yeah that's wahssup.
From Kiev to Nanjing, yo he took it all!
You just run your little hood, don't it make you feel small?
Out of all the empires, ya know his is the biggest!
And he wasn't afraid to show it to all of the misses.
Don't get me wrong, he came from humble roots.
The tribal leaders killed his dad, they was in cahoots.
So from then on out, he lived his life in the wild.
Though he mostly ate fruits, he was doing it with style.
But in 1182, he was captured and enslaved.
The Ta'yichiut, man they thought he'd behave.
A true brother though, he fought through his slavery.
His name became famous, he was known for his bravery.
Though life was still tough as he rose to power.
Battle after battle, things went from sweet to sour.
His wife was kidnapped, whom GK truly loved.
But he came with an army to take her back, uh huh.
Chorus
When he gathered all the tribes, he got a new name.
Thought his new hustla status would bring him more fame.
So he changed his name, Temujin to Genghis Khan.
And united all the Mongols, he was gettin' it on!
So first he set his sights on the Xia in China.
They had long been oppressed, and revenge was nothing fina'.
In no time at all, he pwned many cities.
Out here he was a dawg, all the rest were little kitties.
Take the Jin for example, they were just to the south.
They were all talk, no bite, always running their mouths.
The Jin army thought that they were the best
But they fell to Genghis just like all the rest.
And what you think happened? It wasn't even fair.
All who passed by saw bones everywhere!
We could talk for hours about everyone he killed.
Conquered Kara-Khitan with just 2,000, yo that's ill.
Chorus
Next was Khwarezmid, man they was trippin'.
Genghis sent some men and all he got was lippin'.
The entire envoy was beheaded save one.
So GK knew what to do, 200,000? Yeah it's done.
Like a tidal wave breaking on a grain of sand.
He left none alive as they surrendered and ran.
And fear of his greatness spread across the land.
He took out all the rest just by raising his hand.
We learn all about it our history class
Where we got a cool teacher with a really big....brain?
This is Parson's torture chamber, even Genghis wouldn't mess,
Screw the chapter exams, the class is the test!
Chorus x2
Props: Samuel Ock for the beat, Albert Chu for almost all of the words, and Minh Pho for waking up on a Sunday morning to help us out.
wow, I miss junior year.
natakuzero 1 year ago
My AP History teacher showed this to the class when we covered the Mongols.
I loved it.
Pointyfoxears 3 years ago
great that shit was funny
TheGreekFromCHI 3 years ago
LOL<3
TwilightDreamer06 3 years ago
what i dont get it
chocolatedripping 3 years ago
Lol, I look the history component. I am in AP History :p
justjustinme 4 years ago
Hahaha - I'm totally showing my AP class
mwhite660 4 years ago
awesome and greats guys! cool song!
Kickslover 4 years ago
yo this video is. . .AMAZING
aprilsh0wers 4 years ago