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I Wanna Be An Engineer - (Billionaire Geeked Out Mix) by: Only Won - the Lyrical Engineer

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Uploaded on Jan 18, 2011

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Just a fun rendition to encourage all my science & engineer geeks out there. Lyrics below
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I wanna be an engineer so freakin' bad, optimize the things I've always had
I wanna be on the cover of PC Magazine, Smiling next to Pentium machines.

oh everytime I close my eyes, I calculate a new design
yeah....an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
my patent would be here...If I was an engineer

Yeah, I wound have a show on Discovery, hoping that e-ve-ry..
body in the country would watch me on their HD.
I'd probably pull an Orville Wright and a Wilbur
Build a plane and take the rudder and dip it in silver.
Give away a few smartphones, like, Einstein here have this
Take my protractor out and do some mathmatics
It's been a couple years since I've been single so
you can find me working late and living off Ho Ho's.
Brain food for the intelligent, sometimes I like to complement
myself for being smart, but you can call me brilliant.
Yeah...Call me a geek or maybe even nerd
but face the facts, we da ones be ruling this world.

Everytime I close my eyes (what cha see, what cha see?)
I calculate a new design (uh huh uh huh)
oh ye-ah....an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
my patent would be here...If I was an engineer

ohhh ohhhh....Yeah, I'm an engineer! oohh ohhhh....

I be playin Xbox with some scientists, workin' with geologist
maybe ask a girl out and get lucky with little kiss.
Or not because I have to...formulate a program
in C++ or going back and using Fortran.
Toss a few equations in just for the heck of it.
Solve my own problem just so I can delineate
Yeah, I be comin' on a whole new level.
Like comparing HDMI to a coax cable.
Sometimes I give directions with Euclidean vectors
And transfer files faster on eSATA connectors.
...I know we all have a simular dream
to build cantilever beams,...it makes me wanna sing

I wanna be an engineer so freakin' bad, optimize the things I've always had
I wanna be on the cover of PC Magazine, Smiling next to Pentium machines.

Everytime I close my eyes, I calculate a new design
an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
my patent would be here...If I was an engineer

ooh ohhh....("Yeah! Solve it!) If I was an engineer! ohh ohh

I wanna be an engineer so freakin' bad

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  • Alex Szostak

    Can I use this for a project for mechanical Engineering?

    This is what i need for my Career speech. Thank you so much

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  • Onlywon

    For sure. Have fun with it.

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  • Itsashleenotashley

    I memorised this at 2012 early summer and now I am Sitting in 2013 late spring and heard the original version and had to listen to this song again!

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  • Onlywon

    NICE

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  • FredyK200

    can i use this song for my channels? (FredyK200 and MasterTutorialGuy) Mostly for mastertutorialguy. But i am fairly new to making videos for youtube and don't quite know the copyright stuff or how to get around it.Thanks.

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  • Onlywon

    Sure. It's a parody so have fun with it.

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Top Comments

  • Onlywon

    Neither.  Viola. :)

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  • ofaixa

    I started crying when he started talking about eating ho-hos... RIP.

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  • Alex Szostak

    The music pushed it over the edge thanks so much

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  • venmon619

    This is really good

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  • Luke Riddoch

    Title should be: "I Wanna Be a Chartered Engineer"

    :P

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  • now607

    i listen to this every morning, cause i ill be an engineer

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