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Uploaded by on Jul 23, 2010

Its a beautiful summer day in the end of August.I have been out picking blackberries earlier. As usual,the thorns have ripped my skin.On the way to the beach,I found a bucket of apples with plastic bags.In the bucket,there was a note telling that they had fallen from the tree and was free for anyone to take.I took several and continued bicycling.After taking a wrong turn too early,I got lost and had to take the same way back.Almost at the beach,I met a friend and spoke to him for a while.At the beach,it was ebb tide and a bit sand out to the sea.I managed to bike almost the whole way to the water.In my basket,I had a towel and mens swim suit in form of two pair of bathing shorts or trunks.I wrapped the towel around my body,took of the clothes I had and put on the bathing wear.There were some single small clouds but otherwise a blue heaven.Several Wind Surfers was there.I went out in the water to begin acting funny.By stomping with the feet for a while,I made a rather deep hole.With my feet and lower legs locked in the sand,I could bend over at all sides without falling having lots of fun.
After this,I started jumping.After a short while,I heard someone shout at me.Hey, stop making a fool of yourself,was the words.On the sand,a man equipped in wine black and white sport suit was standing.Suddenly, he began throwing wet sand at me.I was hit several times so hard that I fell backwards.He then got afraid and asked me how I was.He took of his shoes,rolled up his trousers and walked out in the water probably to help me.I decided to give back.I took my right hand full with sand and threw at him aiming on his face.He was taken all by surprise and I got a perfect hit.All his face including eyes was covered by wet sand. He got angry and promised to come back after me.In the picture you can see a hill with cabins surrounded by a fence.There are lot of reed growing in the openings of several brooks.Its sharp and cuts like a knife,I know by own experience.A big neighbor is the trailer camp for drug addicts and other with social or criminal problems.On emergency,guards have to come quick to arrest violent and drunk rule breakers.Several classmates live in this gangsta hood.
Besides some rocks is a small shipyard.In the other direction is teenagers playing volley ball. Further south,many are watching the weekly football soccer match.Its just locals and guests but no beckham.Everywhere there are picnic blankets.Police dogs are running free although its forbidden and one tried to take my leather sandals shoes.My loud screams didnt scare him.The owner discovered and called back the furry animal but she didnt take care of the poop.The car parking was almost empty and bikers had taken the train,tram or bus.
The grass area was green but damaged on spots.None was using the public shower to wash off the salt.The shop was selling ice cream,sausages and soda.They also had candy,sweets and snacks.Some workers were joking and laughed.There were both young and teenager girls and boys with parents.Senior citizen ladies sipped coffee and ate cookies and cupcakes. Others were having milk cocoa or a chocolate bar.One could hear crying children and cute babies that didnt want to leave the water.The Bay Watch staff sat down resting with binoculars,radio and life saving gear a moment away.
There are nice stones and shells with smooth and soft faces.Lots of tiny fish creatures,jellyfish and starfish are populating the land.When you leave this place,you always feel comfortable and get huge satisfaction.It only takes half an hour to bicycle downtown to the city and seldom traffic jam.You can buy burgers and food from a kiosk at the entrance.The Asian owners are very kind.They have a chinchilla,a hamster and a Siamese cat that hunts birds,mice and rats.Two times a week at night,they empty the garbage can which contains paper,maggots,puke and left over.Women have to pay for a toilet or bathroom visit but gentlemen havent to.It smells bad almost causing you to vomit.
Often there is fire in the woods nearby with sirens from emergency vehicles arriving.Once a patient burned his belly after dancing dangerously close to the heat.Accidents like that happen when people are using alcohol and cigarettes.Eventually,they will come to a judge that sends them to prison accompanied by guards.An institute for retards has caused concern in the families.Crazy maniacs expose themselves by flashing private parts.Its a big problem and I have seen it with my own eyes.My mother and father often travel here for pleasure and no pain.One day,I will oil paint the bay on canvas using yellow,red,purple,orange,cyan,pink and magenta colors.A project like that will take days,months or years to finish.Many muscular sport enthusiasts run,walk,stretch or are doing team muscle exercise here.They have expensive fashion clothes that are special and often shiny.The mad video was made using a female tripod.

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  • ol?!?!?! 1 minart itz lyk dark then da nxt minart da light is on from da sun. Tryna get a tan, then ya like ooh shit its dark?!?! you aint gunna get a tan are ya??!?!?

  • @arth6ur learn english. Its the angry school that said gay fool first so obviously he just likes being a dick

  • that video makes night turn to day when you score too lol

  • @MAsauceProductions hmmmmmm OK and wat ave you dun wiv your life?? coz he invented a jooce that makes u gd a basket ball and duna vid and all you did wuz type??? tekkin the piss rlly

  • lol!! me gotta get me sumodat juice!! i be like missing da basket, den i guzzle da juice den i get da basket!!! da white michael jordan

  • That was actually moderately entertaining

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