This Troper EP 18: Badass Longcoat (TV Tropes)

That was a well deserved vacation.

This Troper is a series about TV Tropes and why virgin eyes are forever ruined.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• tv
• tropes
• tvtropes

[Shmeckie]

I fucking love these...

Please, for the love of god, do the Kissing Cousins Troper Tales some time in the future. Shit is epic.

[CrazyGoggs]

@Shmeckie Maybe. I may not get around to it I'm afraid...

[CrazyGoggs]

@CrazyGoggs I take that back. Sure. Eventually.

[WVI]

Guy in my class wears a top hat and trenchcoat. Underneath, he wears a T-shirt with a Hot Topic slogan and jeans. Now, I don't judge, but every time I see the guy, I want to say "Look, you can't half-ass the Detective. Either lose some weight, get more sophisticated clothes and lose your girlfriend of five minutes in a tragic mafia conspiracy, or don't bother at all."

[screwoffreg]

@mastokeen Actually many grown adult men wear trench coats. They work when you aren't trying to be a super hero or idiot.

[inferno232]

Pft, trenchcoats are so 90's. Ponchos are where it's at, bitches.

[DoodDreo]

This is a rough outline of about 90% of Troper Tales:

This troper loves anime and speaks Gratuitous Japanese in everyday life. My diet consists of pocky and stale cheetos, and I spend most of my time watching Fan Dubs of obscure anime. When I'm not doing that, I read webcomics or Animorphs. My ideal galpal is a 18 year old, D-cup Tsundere who loves to cook and have sex. The BigBad of my life is a Jerk Jock who stole my lunch money in the 2nd grade! My fursona is a purple fox.

Goodnight, guys!

[Judex777]

SQUIGGLE (n)

The insane gleam that appears in the eys of a TV "troper"

[BluBoulzor]

Damnit. Squiggle or ''this troper''... which one sucks the most ?

[YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

is it weird that I kinda want a lonngcoat now?

[TerranceBogard]

Damn, Shiny is so good at voicing awkward nerds that it scares me.

[ElFosk]

Rob Dougan FTW

[calvinjluther]

I would not call Hugh Hefner a badass. I would call him many things, but badass is not one of them.

[Pikachu132]

This page nearly made me ashamed to own a coat. I praise the Lord I never lived in any areas populated by these "badass" animu sperglords, and have only ever seen them worn by people who find them to be comfortable winter wear rather than cartoonish costumes.

[obach16]

You need a certain physique and facial structure to look good in a longcoat and any sort of hat, especially a fedora. What these chucklefucks don't get is that you also need to have charisma and presence to look cool in that getup. >_<