Christine O'Donnell, The Musical (by Hockey Mama For Obama and Moose)

Hockey Mama For Obama is back with same old lispy camera (having broken their nice new one), bristling once again at a conservative woman claiming to speak for her. Christine O'Donnell says "I am you." Hockey Mama says "Like hell you are". Parody of "They Were You" from the Fantasticks by Harvey Schmidt.
Lyrics to parody by Sandy Riccardi as follows:
Hi. I'm not Christine O'Donnell. I'm not a witch at all. And I approve this message to Christine:

Christine,

You're a real nice girl
And from what I see
You are smarter than you appear to be
But let's make this clear
Let the record show
I'm not you, I'm not you, You're not me

We are both brunette
And we both watch Glee
We're both geniuses next to Sarah P.
But you'll legislate who can masturbate
I'm not you, I'm not you, You're not me

Your Sunday schooling makes it clear
No abortion, and well, too bad if you're queer

Please don't waste your breath if you really think
That you speak for everyone dressed in pink
Cuz there's church and state, may they separate be
I'm not you, I'm not you, You're not me

I'm not you, I'm not you,
(spoken) You're NOT me.

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[NormDal]

Great job! I'm not sure that Ms. O'Donnell is necessarily intellectually above Mrs. P - but it works artistically. Thanks !

[pfte1]

@NormDal Hi Norm! Hmmm...I kind of think even a toad is above Mrs. P intellectually, but let's just say anyone who associates themselves with the Tea Party these days is fuel for intellectual mockery in my book. Come ON, people.

How's NOLA?

[freedomlover24]

Sorry, forgot to compliment your hair. Looks awesome. Go Godby Cougars:)

[pfte1]

@freedomlover24

Hey big guy!! No, the problem isn't conservatism itself (would you believe I voted for Schwarzenegger?). It's the religious mix. Sarah and Christine (and some others) can't keep their religious extremism out of their politics. This is a huge issue for me.

[arwentheelf02]

Wow. Well done and creative!

[FranklenWylder]

Musical theater requires a great voice - & you got it.

If there was a cd of you singing (anything!) I'd buy it!!

[owilde1]

great lyrics and performance to great effect.... GREAT!

[CylonFraker]

Thoroughly enjoyed that! Well done!! Delightfully smart and witty, very original :)

PS......fyi, i would totally do Christine, and totally do you too!

[NormDal]

@pfte1 Hi - NOLA unseasonably cool but nice; Christmas gigs kicking in; after a 15 year hiatus I started playing my violin with the local symphony this fall - I'm really enjoying it and cannot believe I let it go for so long.-

How's life in Sandy and Richard's world?

[StaunchComic]

Beautiful job! You should be on Broadway!

[noobmaster31]

I love this. You put a smile on my face.

There is only one thing I disagree with you about though. You are way smarter than Christine O'Donnell and Sarah Palin.

[ndyt]

Nice! But I don't think she is smarter then Palin. I would say they are about the same.

[michealati]

Favorite clip of the week, hands down! LOL