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Uploaded by on Aug 31, 2009

My main point in this video is something I posted on twitter a long time ago. Which means you should follow me on twitter.
http://www.twitter.com/thatzak

Also, follow me on these websites
http://www.dailybooth.com/zachary
http://thatzak.tumblr.com
http://www.thatzak.com

Subscribe to Voldey:
http://www.youtube.com/voldey

Also, I have another video all ready to go that I will upload in 1-2 weeks, depending on how well this video does.

If you read all of this then you're the coolest cat in the alley.

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  • *stares in eyes, asserts dominance* I AM A REAL WO-MAN.

  • I'm a girl and I hate shaking hands with girls. Or guys. It's just awkward.

    ...Maybe I'm just awkward.

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  • i...refuse to shake hands. if someone holds out their hand, i look them in the eye with an evil look and say "ya...nice to meet you." or something along those lines. usually the awkwardness make sure they never make me shake their hand again :D

  • Ja!, I have the same t-shirt and I bought it on the street for 20 pesos in México, like 5 months ago........ by the way..... 20 pesos are like....... a dollar fifty maybe less, now that's cool

  • until 0:11 i thought you were talking about the fruit. I was so confused lol

  • I hate handshakes. To be honest, w/ strangers, I really hate physical contact of any kind. Why can't I just say hello?? Gosh..I'm awful.

  • WHAT?!?!?! AMAZING FRIENDS ENCOURAGE OTHER FRIENDS TO GO TO FSU!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING SO DISGUSTING?!?!?!

  • @dannerzme ok, now I know...

  • Why is "Shanking Bigfoot" the first suggested video after this one ended?

  • yeaa forr fist bump!

    i definitly dont like handshakes, im one of those dead corpses =P

  • didnt notice that till you mentioned it--think i sqeez their hand when i go to shake--same for kids of all sizes

  • When you're shaking hands and squeeze the other guys hand you're not saying "I am a real man", you're saying " I'm compensating for my very small penis." Just thought you should know :)

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