MC Pee Pants - "I Want Candy"

The amazingly sweet single by the young and very talented MC Pee Pants
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Lyrics:

[MC Pee Pants]
I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

Put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
Kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
I'm talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles

I want candy, I got a sugar tooth
Put on your shin guards, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots
Lick my peppermint stick 'till the lollipop droops
Gumdrop that don't stop 'till its licked knot loose


[the ladies]
Candy... Candy...


[MC Pee Pants]
I need candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it 'till your dad sees, embarrass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy

I need candy, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created

I need candy, want some candy, eat candy 'till I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy candy head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!


[the ladies]
Candy, in the morning, candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch, in the afternoon
Candy, in school, on your way home from school
Candy, at dinner, at dinner, in bed!


[MC Pee Pants]
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
It's 612 Wharf Avenue
Right next to gentlemen's club

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[Green Oak]

He don't just want candy, he needs candy.

[Fortune55]

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[DaHoodAssassin32]

fag

[Jordan Daigneault]

swag

[xbox3shity]

there is a real 612 wharf avenue

[CosmicRobinHood]

Mc chris voice acted Mc Pee Pants from ATHF and Sealab 2021

[lightmanx]

Is that down by Melon Shakers?

[MaxCovington543]

"Why aren't your lips moving....?"

"Yo myz negro! I had a strizzoke in my brizzain so I can't move all good!"

[Fred Dread]

LMMFAO You guys post the funniest stuff...

[Zak Dwyer]

It's a responsibility now.

[Tony Wright]

Which on of you freaks have been playing, I WANT CANDY?

I cant get it outta my frickin' head unless I use a bullet

.....I want Cand- Dammit

[robert bishop]

insane

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