MC Pee Pants - "I Want Candy"

The amazingly sweet single by the young and very talented MC Pee Pants
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Lyrics:

[MC Pee Pants]
I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

Put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
Kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
I'm talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles

I want candy, I got a sugar tooth
Put on your shin guards, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots
Lick my peppermint stick 'till the lollipop droops
Gumdrop that don't stop 'till its licked knot loose


[the ladies]
Candy... Candy...


[MC Pee Pants]
I need candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it 'till your dad sees, embarrass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy

I need candy, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created

I need candy, want some candy, eat candy 'till I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy candy head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!


[the ladies]
Candy, in the morning, candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch, in the afternoon
Candy, in school, on your way home from school
Candy, at dinner, at dinner, in bed!


[MC Pee Pants]
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
It's 612 Wharf Avenue
Right next to gentlemen's club

Category:

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[jaegermx]

I want to see Eminem and MC Chris team up for a song



[BeauBrutal]

See, check it, MC Pee-Pants doesn't just want candy

now, that's childish. He needs it, and when you need something, that's

a responsibility that only an adult of my maturity....bunnies!

[KittenLovens420]

O.o I dont like candy any more

[southparkfan200]

I want candy and bubblegum and taf-DAMNIT!

[staynzooted420]

I LOVE THIS SHIT, I LOL EVERYTIME

[Whitenation55]

thumbs up if you came because of aqua teen!

[coolman5242]

@jaegermx "Team up"? I know you're white.

[mattishardxcore]

Watching this shit

[DrawingsOfNamine]

It's on again :D

I want candy!

[swatgeek]

effen center of the earth

[swatgeek]

sj cali fu#%!@ episode is on rit now adlt swm. 110am i want candy

[CSPhobos]

@NerfFPSRussia MC Chris's song. MC PeePants is a character in the show.