An Ode to Tim Thomas, THE GREATEST IN THE GAME - Original song for Seventeen

This is for my secret santa from Something Awful, Seventeen. He's a Bruins fan and quite frankly the present I got him isn't the greatest thing I probably could have gotten, cause I'm broke :D

So to hopefully boost the gift I wrote this song about TIM MOTHERFUCKING THOMAS, the greatest goalie in the game... at least he was last year!

And cause I'm lazy and can't be bothered to write TOO many songs, this is going into the BtSC. It's in the Key of Eb, nothing too special.

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Tim Thomas is the greatest in the game
He makes the opposition just look lame
The Bruins dont need scorers on the wing
As long as Timmy Ts doing his thing

The Bruins are on a roll now
And the cup cant be too far now
Cause Tim Thomas is the greatest in the game

Broduer and Nabokov stand aside
As Thomas takes your crap teams for a ride
The Bruins dont need goals to win a game
Cause Timmy puts the other teams to shame

The Bruins are on a roll now
And the cup cant be too far now
Cause Tim Thomas is the greatest in the game

The Bruins are on a roll now
And the cup cant be too far now
Cause Tim Thomas is the greatest in the game
Tim Thomas is the greatest in the game
Tim Thomas is the greatest in the game

Oh, and by the way
The Canadiens suck.

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[captaincapn]

this is the best christmas gift ever.

ever.

[chrisuzwhite]

Glad you liked it, it was much more fun to write than I thought it would be.

And by the way, the Canadiens suck :D

[captaincapn]

My old roommate was a Sabres fan, so I can actively support hating on the Leafs too!

(also the Senators)

[chrisuzwhite]

Eh, I picked the Canadiens because I figure everyone hates them!

Under normal circumstances I'd use the Red Wangs but Boston doesn't really revile them like Colorado does.

[BostonBruinsRock3017]

Wow!!!!!!!! Great song!

[maggso0]

OH SANTA. CAN I SIT ON YOUR LAP? 

[chrisuzwhite]

You did in fact say it in the thread!

I enjoyed putting together the package for you, I figured the Orr plaque would be the dream of any Boston fan. Or something.

And since I'm poor, that's the point where I get... artistic about it.

[captaincapn]

And if I haven't said it yet, thank you so much for the song. I absolutely love it and the plaque (and the hat was pretty funny). I can't wait to show this to some of my buddies

[captaincapn]

But the Red Wings are so easy to hate

[demo2727]

you sure have a funny way of saying Ryan Miller.  just sayin.