Free Credit Report Dot Com (Extended verses)

So we decided to add a little length to one of the famous Free Credit Report Dot Com commercials. Live at Professors Steakhouse and Saloon on 9-27-08.
D.o.C. Unplugged members are, Chad Stoecklein (Vocals, guitar), Mario Lazoya (Bass), Joe Lanning (guitar) and Jeremy Schumacher (Drums)

Lyrics:

They say a man should always dress up for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea.

Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com.
I coulda seen this comin at my like an atom bomb,
they moniter your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.

So I'm waiting on a table and a kid is throwing up.
I'll probably end up cleaning it that's just my kinda luck.
I wish I were a banker, had me a better job.
But all my information was stolen by some slob.

Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com.
And then I would have seen if something had been going wrong.
I'd probably be in Cancun, cause I'd be freakin rich.
Instead of making $2 an hour plus some lousy tips.

So my shift is finally over, my work is finally through,
and I'll probably go to Professor's and have a beer or two.
I'll pick up this ol' guitar and start to sing some songs.
and if the crowd is drunk enough they'll probably sing along.

Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com.
But it don't really matter cause I'm taking Jagerbombs.
I'm getting rather hammered tomorrow's gonna hurt,
and there's a very good chance I will call in sick for work!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• free
• credit
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• dot
• com
• freecreditreport.com
• pirates
• commercial
• cover
• song
• live
• parody
• descendants
• of
• cain
• doc
• d.o.c.

[DeliriumBox]

ahah you made the song sound a lil redneckish no offence but i liked it

[chadwickmania]

Well we're all from Kansas so I guess that's ok...

[LeggoMyMango]

great additions but (and no offense) i don't think they'll had this simply because you added a lot of stuff not suitable for t.v. like crowd being drunk and you said the word "fricken"

[chadwickmania]

We actually wrote all the extra lyrics before we even knew about the contest. I knew it wouldn't pass as an entry but still put it in for the hell of it!

[gothicpatriarch]

wow that was great. my vote is for you for the contest

[chadwickmania]

Thanks! Hopefully they still accept it because it's over a minute long..

[Thegr8t2]

loll

I'll pick up this ol' guitar and start to sing some songs.

and if the crowd is drunk enough they'll probably sing along.

:P

[realestatejt]

Very good video with some useful information that I can actually use.

[MadDistortion]

hahaha that was fucking awesome!

[xr350ride]

awsome

[the5destroyer]

Where can I get this song? This isn't exactly my kind of music, but I love the free credit report dot com commercials.

[hippyflippy96]

BRILLIANT!!!! 

[alexbracey404]

Damm! I like that....

[xathanaric]

good work.

[SpaceMyBookFace]

Great job. Liked the Lyrics.

[LilATL94]

lol more verses but still excellent man

[xwarriorone]

awesome!