Tesco Extra "Every little assault and battery helps"

A Tesco store manager falsely accused me of racial abuse, and the security guard committed the common law offence of assault and battery upon me, by laying his hands upon my person and manhandling me out of the store. I think they thought that was the end of the incident, but I am a good jailhouselawyer and bided my time. However, I know that it would have been caught on their CCTV. Just in case they claimed to have wiped or otherwise lost or destroyed the evidence to support my claim in court, I thought I would take my Everio Memory Camcorder along and see if they would co-operate by giving me verbal evidence to back up my claim for monetary damages. As you can see the security guard was very obliging. I hope that Tesco's legal department will be even more obliging. I could do with the house being double-glazed to keep out the freezing weather.

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[DaveSmith2385]

@jailhouselawyer. What was hurt more. Your ego or your body?

[jailhouselawyer]

@DaveSmith2385 Neither.

[jailhouselawyer]

No, I couldn't be arsed. Time moves on and I put my energies into other things.

[jailhouselawyer]

I didn't murder anybody you thick cunt!

[mellowNdark]

@jailhouselawyer Go and get a job you lazy moron.

[JamesParkersStuff]

Virgin.

[stillbashingmetal]

@nakedquaddie lol

[rugal672]

ROFL he put his hands on you oh no .... what a shame ... hes putting his sia license to use .... fuckin idiot ure banned get the fuck out my store!!!!

[nakedquaddie]

help! help! just got assaulted by a tesco security guard and thought the most civilised and intelligient thing to do was rush home to my shithole of a house, put the video straight up on youtube and wank using nowt but my own falling tears as lube!!! fuck me mate, you need to get out more!!!

[John198940]

hahahaha drop the fat ugly cunt, looks like hes goin to cause himself another stroke the daft bastard