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Uploaded by on Mar 5, 2008

LYRICS:
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot

Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
and do I look like some frost-bitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on doughnuts and moose meat
and they leave the house without packin' heat
never even bring their guns to the mall.
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid monopoly money.
Can't take 'em seriously at all..

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export,
they treat curling just like it's a real sport.
They think their silly accent is so cute,
'can't understand a thing they're talking aboot
[Canadian Idiot lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]


Sure, they got their national health care,
cheaper meds, low crime rates, and cleaner air..
Then again well they got Celine Dion..
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
and dream of driving a zamboni
all over Saskatchewan.

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot.
Wont figure out the temperature in Celsius.
See the map they're hovering right over us!
Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous..

Always hear the same kind of story,
break their nose and they'll just say 'sorry'.
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something!
So quick before they see it coming,
time for a pre-emptive strike.

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  • @wishen4fishen2 i know :(

  • @TheMangetsuhozuki March 7th 

  • 60 people are canadian

  • Awesome song!

    - Monopoli money hahahahah.

  • Good grief.. I can't look up videos without there being some sort of war on them.

  • Actually the best of the best countries is the USA

  • @SAVAGEGRUNT21 America is a joke of a country, you assholes wont even help your OWN PEOPLE in its debt crisis. rot in hell Amerifag

  • @toplinefool444 fuck britain! Canada forever!

  • I know this offensive, but it's so effing halarious.

  • the prophecy has been fulfillled

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