LYRICS:
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
and do I look like some frost-bitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on doughnuts and moose meat
and they leave the house without packin' heat
never even bring their guns to the mall.
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid monopoly money.
Can't take 'em seriously at all..
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export,
they treat curling just like it's a real sport.
They think their silly accent is so cute,
'can't understand a thing they're talking aboot
[Canadian Idiot lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]
Sure, they got their national health care,
cheaper meds, low crime rates, and cleaner air..
Then again well they got Celine Dion..
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
and dream of driving a zamboni
all over Saskatchewan.
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot.
Wont figure out the temperature in Celsius.
See the map they're hovering right over us!
Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous..
Always hear the same kind of story,
break their nose and they'll just say 'sorry'.
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something!
So quick before they see it coming,
time for a pre-emptive strike.
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@wishen4fishen2 i know :(
TheMangetsuhozuki 1 day ago
@TheMangetsuhozuki March 7th
wishen4fishen2 2 days ago
60 people are canadian
TheMangetsuhozuki 3 days ago
Awesome song!
- Monopoli money hahahahah.
KexiiePV 5 days ago
Good grief.. I can't look up videos without there being some sort of war on them.
CamelotFitzpatrick 5 days ago
Actually the best of the best countries is the USA
leosgreens 1 week ago
@SAVAGEGRUNT21 America is a joke of a country, you assholes wont even help your OWN PEOPLE in its debt crisis. rot in hell Amerifag
SlyFox70100 2 weeks ago 2
@toplinefool444 fuck britain! Canada forever!
SlyFox70100 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
I know this offensive, but it's so effing halarious.
megs3344 2 weeks ago
the prophecy has been fulfillled
Mrsnoopy465 2 weeks ago