Ebay Analyst Day 2009 Recap & Translation

ebay Analyst day 2009 seemed to be an exercise in new spin techniques from the Twilight Zone or The Bizzaro-World for sure. Here are a few observations.
Whether you are an investor or a user , buyer or seller you need to be aware of these issues.


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[cappnonymous]

Thanks for the response. :)

Yes, I would say you most definitely nailed it. The part about more PP holds for less clearly defined reasons really hits hard. 1:35

[GoodbyeEbay]

@cappnonymous

Another thing I never saw mentioned was just how fast they hammered out the skype situation. In the world of big business deals I would say that was done in record time. Once it was they wasted no time in shutting down the former skype forum at ebay. It closed down the very day the deal was officially announced. That is blazing fast for ebay to make any move. Was making a video about it but my computer screwed up.

[AntiWarner]

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[AntiWarner]

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[dcsbodyjewelry]

great video! BUT...the text/slides/info disappears so quickly that its hard to read everything unless you are a speed reader.

[nobodysbuying]

J.D.'s gonna re-invent Paypal, and I'll tell ya; the reps I've spoken to at Paypal act as if JD's smokin turtle poop, and seem very concerned about the sour turn of events, sales volume, Best Match hahahaha, etc .

If JD can't see past the 1st quarter, and won't issue 2009 guidance, hopefully this means the BOD will fire him before he's sentenced to hard labor in Federal Prison for his crimes against sellers.

Thank You for now censoring me.

[ozgood1x]

Ebay CEO John Donahoe Erased my business Completely.

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