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Mom:Phew, hard day at work let me see what my son is up to.* Falls for trap
Son:*Rapidly turns off porn and tucks in penis
Mom: Hi honey!* Looks suspiciously at son*hmm
nextday
Mom: *notices tripwire, Walks over it* Goes to room. *sees sun fapping*
Son: O yes YOU DIRTY BITCH FUCK YEAA!! *sweating* better hide the evidence. My retarded mom won't notice. *stands up and makes eye contact with mom
Mom: ...
Son: * Make attempt to blame mom* YOU BITCH YOU HAZ destroyed project!
Mom: u fucking asswipe
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Thus... I bought a door lock
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is there anyway you can make a mini testlicoil (sorry if I spelled that wrong) that wont hurt anyone so it is just like a light show that looks like electricity
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just lock your door
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how to make tripwire realy fast: tie string to wall in hallway. the end
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@ANTIGAcomment you could probably make a button to trip it fairly easily just by attaching the end of the string to anything that moves when pressed. i don't have some genius example, just use your imagination
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he was lookin at ass on the computer
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*steps over string*
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u normally make contact underneath the carpet so that it is unnoticeable
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ha i have those same speakers the bose ones
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dude just lock the door it that simple and if you don't have a lock man your fucked then
Because he invites jokes none can be made
salty1016987 1 month ago 20
@salty1016987 Are you on to me?
HouseholdHacker 1 month ago 22