10 Facebook Commandments Rap (Biggie Remix)

~LYRICS~
It's the Facebook Commandments what...

I've been on Facebook for years. It's made me a sicko.
There's rules to this thing, so I Youtubed a video.
A step by step vid clip that you can get.
You'll pay that price if your page ain't nice.
Rule numbre uno always beware of who you poke
Most guy pokes are just homo and you know
A man who pokes his guy friend thinking it's a trend.
Might want to become more than friends, in the end.
Number 2 never post kiddy pics of you
Don't you that the past is the past for a reason.
As long as you're breathin'
Take a pic of how you look today, not back in 1st grade
Number 3 Use proper privacy
Don't let your girl see the pics of you with other chicks
Or you with other men doing things you can't defend
And please think twice before you upload or send.
Number 4 I know you've heard this before.
If it's PERSONALL NEVER USE THE WALL!
Number 5 never add your best friend's ex
I don't care if he said she had the bestest sex.
Number 6 A profile pic get it.
It takes like 10 seconds and then you can forget it.
Number 7 This rule is so underrated
Keep your family and Facebook completely separated
A parent with a page is bad luck, don't get stuck
Explaining why you enjoy typing the word fuck.
Number 8 Never ever stay signed in.
Someone'll start snoopin when curiosity kicks in.
Number 9 should've been number 1 to me.
If you want to spam people get the eff off FB.
It's good to own a business in this nation.
But please save us the annoying irritation.
Number 10 a word called advertisement
Strictly for grown ups, men and women.
If decide to post half naked pic
Please, don't get upset when rude comments follow it.

Follow these rules you'll be messaging mad friends
If not your relationship might just end.
Now the world is asking why it says you're single.
Hopefully you think back to my jingle.

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• LifeAccording2Chris
• 10
• Facebook
• Commandments
• Crack
• Notorious
• BIG
• remix

[tomcatfdynasty]

shit I'm not stupid, you don't have to yell 10 at me 5 times AND show me the fingers -__- lol

[LifeAccording2Chris]

@tomcatfdynasty lol

[toasterflag]

Good job!

[LifeAccording2Chris]

@toasterflag Thanks buddy

[FiyahMuzik]

Yo this is ill!

[LifeAccording2Chris]

@FiyahMuzik I appreciate it! Please share it with your friends!

[stevedoesitbetter]

no wonder why everybody hates chris lol

[tomcatfdynasty]

nice grin at the end too I know what you were thinking " Yea I killed this shit..."

[LifeAccording2Chris]

@DrewManningham LOL thank you!

[DrewManningham]

i like the old E shirt too ha