Wordplay

Wrote this a while ago to educate people about wordplay. Not many people know what it means but now you do. Please leave a comment if you dont understand anything. Im sure most people wont get any of these jokes.

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My first name is a drink
Its called Gordons gin
My second name is away out
Cause im Gordon MacNaughton (Mac not in)

That was clever wasnt it?
I hope you understand
If your like this guy
And your needing a hand

Just click more info
Its just over there
Now give me a break
Because im running out of air

I live Inverness
I work as a welder
I like drinkin beer
And that thing that goes purr (pussy)

My bank smells of polos
Because im mint (polo mint)
Yours is like the police station
Because your skint (just a few coppers)

It was easy fighting in Iraq
Well if you were a royal
I just put Susan in my kettle
Her name is Susan Boyle (boil)

Jades throwing balls at me
Now im getting balled (bald)
If I slacked off Mcartney
Would you be appalled (a-paul-ed)

Elton john doing a phone up the ass
It will be getting a sore ring (phones ring)
Lady Gaga is like a Mark Speight
Shes always hanging string

A blow job from a nun
That would be a success (suck-ces)
This song might offend you
But I couldnt care less

Girls make good front doors
Because they come with a mail slot (male slot)
The garden centre is my dealer
Because they sell alot of pot

When I walk away from your mum
She says bye sexual i think shes confused (Bi sexual)
If I ever see Chris Brown
It'll be him getting bruised

Gary Glitters playing a organ
No hes playing with a kidney (kid-ney, a kidney is an organ of your body)
Theres a tree on my hand
Thats called a palm tree (palm on your hand)

I made a belt out ot watchs
But it was a waste of time (waist of time)
Micheal Jacksons loowers them in
With a nusery rhyme

This one goes back for seconds
If its having a meal (goes back four seconds its a watch)
I'll get it outta me sock
If your really wanting a feel

My lawyer is a pig
She is called Sue
Shes an alcoholic
she caught swine flu (s-wine, she is also a pig)

Small world isnt it
Well it is if your an elf
Ive got an emo fringe
But it doesnt cut itself (emo hair cuts itself)

My hairdresser went to work
But then she dyed (died)
When it comes to legs (cums two legs)
Its best to divide

Im on fire when im drunk
Because I get blazing (a fire blazes)
When a chinese guys at a till
The till goes ching

This song been shit
I've been using the same chords
Try and spelling racecar backwards (spells racecar both ways)


Everything done by me. Except the last racecar thing. My mate Matt told me that.

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[KapowVlogging]

Haha! This is well clever man! =D x

[GordonMacNaughton]

thanks dude :)

[DanielsHungry]

at last, a new vid from you :) great stuff.

[GordonMacNaughton]

Cheers man (: Haha yeah ive been pretty lazy lately

[ukp42]

lol 5* am going to Hell too!! Line up the virgins, DAmn! Am in the wrong religion =(

[GordonMacNaughton]

Hahaha (:

[Bretwantsfun]

you just made me cry ( with laughter ) ur fukin great id pay to see you live

[cautionwetpaintmovie]

very funny

[xX3twoXx]

word play is wordtaculas! wait...That wasnt funny...

[tmanlewis]

nice dude

[NoToAllYouLosers]

this is bloody fantastic! xD

[dontfwitme7]

you seemed drunk when you made this song

[jackkkkkkkkkkkkkable]

Inverness sucks lol

i stayed in a place near there called tain >.>

[ch3zzybanana]

xD

You are a genius.

But you didn't know the racecar thingie? We got told about that and other ... palindromics? ... in like year 4 or something...