Me airplane!

Julia's voice is not her own. It came from a special, raspy, level of hell specializing in shrillness and clam shucking. Clam shucking using sound waves. The trajectory was right, everything was calculated and set correctly, but upon launching, a seismic change in a contental plate between the voice laboratory and the voice owner that the shrewdest demonic mathematician could not reasonably be held accountable for disturbed the course of this well designed and carefully constructed voice early on, and it, instead of a western province of Canada, landed promptly into the larynx of this crazy... crazy little girl. Winona Feldspar once, and now still, mute was dancing while lip sinking to American pop with ten of her twenty nine cats, drinking ice tea, and picking beetles out of her scalp on the day that Julia demanded candy of me and insisted that I was a monster as well as a teddy bear teacher during gym class. May God have mercy on our souls, and may God remove all microphones, loudspeakers and cone shapes.

Category:

Education

Tags:

• Ninja
• princess
• Lucy
• Korea
• Korean
• kids
• children
• Brad
• O'Dell
• gym
• play

[PrankerDemon]

Oook. I was actually looking for demonic voices, only to spot this normal video and read your completely mind boggling description.

I have come to the conclusion that you're high on drugs.