HOW CAN WE CONVERT "HOMER SIMPSON" BRO.TO ISLAM?

Who is Homer Simpson?Homer represents the typical working class western or American person ,one might say the "Average Joe". He is crude, overweight, intolerant, clumsy, and a borderline alcoholic. He likes to eat very much is lazy, and ignorant, . He also has good sides like being a caring and devoted husband and father .He is a chronic petty thief and borderline kleptomaniac, stealing from Ned Flanders everything from TV trays to power tools and often, he will take advantage of Ned's good nature of whom he is very jealous, borrowing things he has no intention of ever returning .He swears in public like the 72% of American men and 58% of American women of every ethnicity, class and level of education (wikipedia/profanity).

Well of course in addition his children Bart,Lisa and the baby have the risks of drugs alcohol,sexual harassment- even by priests- dangers in future in the USA .Each year about 1.500,000 arrests occur annually in traffic violation due to alcoholism and in 1985 alone 800,000 arrests were made for drug violations and the cost of drug treatment to the USA is $117 billion per year.Another risk for his kids is being like one of 36 million atheists in the USA or choosing Buddhism or Scientology.Lastly t according to recent statistics of Dept of Justice of the USA a woman is raped every 2 minutes in the USA. Between 1995 and 1996, more than 670,000 women were the victim of rape.

So ,this is how Wikipedia or his Western mates describe Simpson . According to Moslems Homer actually is a brother who can't find a solution to his problems caused by the materialistic or Anti-Christic propaganda which tells him that he is a kind of machine whose ancestors are monkeys and his duty on this world is just to work , consume, and forget his problems by eating,travelling , adultery,alcoholic drinks or drugs .Briefly Anti-Christ or Materialism or Capitalism ignores his soul which also needs nutrition and Moslems' duty is to tell this fact to him.

Then,What is Islam?
Well firstly Islam means SUBMISSION TO GOD in Arabic therefore it is the name of all religions sent by Prophets Abraham , Moses,Jesus or Prophet Mohammed,(Peace be upon all of them).A man came to Prophet Mohammed and asked him to tell very shortly about Islam Pr.Moh. said "Believe in God And Be Good". So the answer that has to be looked for here is actually "HOW GOD WANTS US TO LIVE AS A GOOD PERSON"rather than comparing religions. I know that I will receive many comments-mostly curses- about my being a terrorist,anti-American Paki although I am just a Turkish brother of you in this planet trying to give you some humble ideas for peace.I hope I I do not offend anybody from any part of the world by my research , analysis and the solution I tried to bring to your esteemed side.Do not forget that truth hurts and friends tell truth to your face and do not gossip after youhypocritically.
So,how can we convert Homer Simpson to Islam?
I think that although each year 30.000 people only in the USA convert to Islam it seems very hard to explain Homer Islam.He has no time to read Koran and books about Islam to discover the religion of 1,5 billion people in the world because he has to go to out to drink with friends or he has to watch tv on his couch drinking beer in his underwear briefs.But our duty according to Kuran-words of Allah(CC)- is only to inform him about the last true message. And if he still believes that Moslems are terrorists because his friends in the beer saloon told him so we don't have the right or authority to make any physical or psychological pressure to convert him to Islam-or to God's path- because again in Kuran Allah(CC) " says "There is no pressure in Islam and your duty is just to tell my message."adding "Hearts are in his hand and he can make Moslem anyone he wants" .Briefly our duty is finished after telling him what we know .

In this case what we can lastly tell him is to imitate Jesus Christ who never ate pork,drunk wine or made adultery , depictions,idols and in addition he was circumcised. If we convince Homer to act exactly like Jesus we have another Moslem(in other words submitting to God) brother on the world since Prophet Mohammed(PBUH) was sent to correct the distortions made to the message of God sent by Jesus , just like Jesus was sent to correct the distortions made to the message of Moses.
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[cessna7035q]

Homer Simpson is too fat to conceal a bomb vest.

[Hesusio]

Not sure if you realise this, but Homer Simpson is a fictional character. Unless you're a writer for The Simpsons, I highly doubt you can make him believe in your imaginary friend(s).

[FaceMyTurtle]

Religion poisons everything.

[Mia93Mia]

@crazychrisva

Im a muslim and proud to be one. Oh and another thing, before u make stupid crude comments about other religions, you should actually go and read the Qu'ran or a translated version to know that slavery and rape in Islam is condemned. Try to get that in your thick head before you make barbaric comments.

[Mia93Mia]

@mcflurey667

you stupid piece of racist shit, i know u don't like pakisssss, and ur findin an excuse to get rid of us, but maybe you should get this into ur fuckin racist sicko brain, to learn to respect other religions u fuckinnn twat

[harhaavaan]

@Mia93Mia

And as for where do I expect muslims to pray? In the privacy of their own homes and in their mosques. NOT on the streets obstructing traffic, NOT in public libraries making noise and taking up space, NOT in the workplace while others are doing their job, etc. I know the islamic faith requires muslims to pray 5x/day. So what? The Aztec faith required human sacrifice. If you can't let go of your religion enough to function normally in a secular society, go live somewhere else!

[harhaavaan]

@Mia93Mia "what, pray tell, is wrong with muslims getting their own seperate spaces for praying?"

If muslims get their own spaces for praying, then every religious and non-religious ideology should also get their's too. That is, if we want all people to be equal (then again, most muslims don't give a rat's ass about equality, they only want privileges for their own religion).

[Mia93Mia]

@munnawar

haha bigg up , it's nice to know there's another civil being here.

[Mia93Mia]

@harhaavaan

And where may u live?? I'd really like to know where this happens, cos i might just move there hah. No. And what, pray tell, is wrong with muslims getting their own seperate spaces for praying? For god's sake, dude, you don't expect them to pray in the middle of a library or behind their desk do you??? And who said it's ok for muslims to bash other religions, a muslim bashing another religion is just as disrespectful as an indian or christian etc bashing another religion.

[Mia93Mia]

as a muslim women myself, i'd love to know where you get your silly ideas from, and irritating tendency to over generalise this shit that comes out of your mouth to muslims.

[Mia93Mia]

@ravecord

Funny. Because i know a lot of white women who aren't even allowed to step outside their houses. And you criticise muslims, your clearly clouded with hate which is such a pity, people like you are the downfall of religions respecting each other. Oh really, and where is this idea you got from that muslim WOMEN are punished for being raped...related to religion?