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Don't Touch My Junk (The TSA Blues) -- Original Song

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Uploaded on Nov 24, 2010

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A tongue-in-cheek, bluesy play on the phrase sweeping the country: "Don't Touch My Junk!" If you like, why not subscribe and check out some of my other tunes. Thank you. :-) LYRICS BELOW:

DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK
c. 2010 Ryan Welton

VERSE 1:
I like traveling by night
There's a peace inside that cabin
But the fear that grips the modern world
Grips me
I ain't sure what's gonna happen

CHORUS:
You can frisk me underneath my arms
Pinch my chubby cheeks
Grope me firmly on my torso
Scrutinize my fine obliques
Navigate my waist for weapons
Pad my thighs for contraband
Check me over from my engine to my trunk
But don't touch my junk

VERSE 2:
You say Bonnie is your name
Can I call you Agent Feelgood?
You can call me anything you like
As long
As you keep your axe off my wood


CHORUS:
You can frisk me underneath my arms
Pinch my chubby cheeks
Grope me firmly on my torso
Scrutinize my fine obliques
Navigate my waist for weapons
Pad my thighs for contraband
Check me over from my engine to my trunk
But don't touch my junk

BRIDGE:
And if you touch me there, I'll sing
Chick-a-boom-a-wowwow
How you like me right now?
An embarrassment of riches
In betwixt your hands
If we had some music
I would do the safety dance
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine


CHORUS:
You can frisk me underneath my arms
Pinch my chubby cheeks
Grope me firmly on my torso
Scrutinize my fine obliques
Navigate my waist for weapons
Pad my thighs for contraband
Check me over from my engine to my trunk
But don't touch my junk

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