Pele's World Tournament Soccer (Sega) Sponsored by Viagra.

Pele knows all about Erectile dysfunction, and if the king of soccer has a limp dick, there's hope for the rest of us. Fortunately Pele also knows a lot about the fine art of soccer ball, having found fame by kicking a ball alongside Sylvester Stallone and John Wark in the oscar winning war movie 'Escape to Victory'. It was then that Pele rose to fame, winning Sunday league titles one after the other, before eventually scoring 1200 goals one season for his national side Brazil. Such was his footballing feat that someone plucked up the courage to make a game with his name on it for the Sega Genesis / Megadrive.

And here it is, presented to you in true Inept Review style, some 16 years after release. Is it worthy of winning the award for best 16 bit console football game, or will it go down with a just limp whimper? Find out...... (or don't, your preference).

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[fullspeccydominance]

Unfortunately EMF in this context stood for Ecstasy Motherfucker, not Electro Magnetic Field. The guitarist out of EMF made shitloads of money writing songs for Beyonce and Shakira and won an Ivor Novello award. That's the way forward, write songs for good looking women to sing.

[collieuk]

@fullspeccydominance Of course it didn't stand for that! No-one would name their trendy band after a scientific name. It wouldn't go with their imagine of wearing stupid caps and tracky tops or whatever those pop rascals wore at the time. Btw thanks for the tip about writing songs for good looking women, I'll pen some in my spare time and you'll be reading about my success at the next awards ceremony!

[SteveBenway]

I'm guessing your gf doesn't watch your channel... lol :D

[collieuk]

@SteveBenway I bloody hope not! I do get annoyed at her constant bloody phone calls or texts when I actually have a night to myself. Don't think she'd be very impressed with this entire thing to be honest. Best keep it a secret for now. You'll know when I've been rumbled when the entire video playlist is replaced with something entirely different.

[Diperman8000]

So RETRO!!!

[CIDMJEsquivel]

para LA EPOCA NO ESTABA NADA MAL, aunque nunca Llego a ser LO QUE UN FIFA O UN INTERNATIONAl super star soccer.,,,

con mas inversiones eL JUEGO TAl vez estaria hasta hoy en dia

[Hindleyak]

@MrHellface666 He's checking his bits aren't falling out of his pants.

[MrHellface666]

0:32 what an utterly bizzare picture of Pele...

[MarcusBowen]

@Hindleyak Oh yes, that version was crap. Cheap sets and shitty viewer phone-in competitions. They always we'll back after Neighbours then pissed us off even more by coming back on for a second time before Neighbours started!!.

[preydog1]

goin for gold matthew kelly b4 the dreaded computer crime. what system is this on????

[MagikGimp]

Elvis's in the crowd.